One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his rectum. True story.

[shortylickens]

He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat.

And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?"

And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

My cousin was a weird guy.

Title edited. (No 3 letter word for "rectum") -DrPizza

 

[William Gaatjes]

HA! :biggrin:

 

[DaTT]

I bet Richard Gere has some tips and advice for this very situation.

 

[techs]

I bet Richard Gere has some tips and advice for this very situation.

His "cousin Walter" is probably Richard Gere.

 

[DrPizza]

Thread title edited.

Also, in the real world, it's not that uncommon for objects that accidentally ("ooops, it slipped out the hand") get stuck in certain orifices. Local ER doc (what he said, but not the patient's name, spread like wildfire through the hospital)" "you want me to remove it? Or just change the batteries?"

 

[zinfamous]

wasn't that Randall telling the story, in Clerks, and not Brodie, in Mallrats?

:hmm:

 

[SunnyD]

Thread title edited.

Also, in the real world, it's not that uncommon for objects that accidentally ("ooops, it slipped out the hand") get stuck in certain orifices. Local ER doc (what he said, but not the patient's name, spread like wildfire through the hospital)" "you want me to remove it? Or just change the batteries?"

Why? It's not like "ass" is even censored on broadcast television anymore. At best it's a third-rate profanity these days.

 

[zinfamous]

Why? It's not like "ass" is even censored on broadcast television anymore. At best it's a third-rate profanity these days.

to be fair, it's actually funnier with "rectum."

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Also, in the real world, it's not that uncommon for objects that accidentally ("ooops, it slipped out the hand") get stuck in certain orifices. Local ER doc (what he said, but not the patient's name, spread like wildfire through the hospital)" "you want me to remove it? Or just change the batteries?"

Friends brother spent a lot of years as an ER doc. We used to hear some really amazing stories and some even more amazing excuses.

"My wife was eating pickles on the couch while watching her soap operas and left the jar there. I sat down without looking and oops..."

 

[DrPizza]

to be fair, it's actually funnier with "rectum."

I thought so too - didn't want to destroy the thread title.

"My wife was eating pickles on the couch while watching her soap operas and left the jar there. I sat down without looking and oops..."

You know, I've always wondered why such an object isn't pushed out the same way crap is. But, I'm certainly not going to experiment to find out.

 

[IronWing]

Title edited. (No 3 letter word for "rectum") -DrPizza

But...

 

[techs]

I immediately thought of fusilli Jerry.

 

[SunnyD]

to be fair, it's actually funnier with "rectum."

True. But that doesn't really excuse it. :awe:

 

[HOSED]

this all reminds me of this sordid tale: http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,15530075

Hey it was on the news so it had to be true about Penacoli ...

 

[olds]

One time?

 

[shortylickens]

Why do I have the feeling only a handful of motherfuckers on Anandtech have any clue whats really going on in this thread?

 

[SlickSnake]

pics or it didn't happen.

 

[DigDog]

he couldnt just use a piece of cheese?

 

[mikeymikec]

pics or it didn't happen.

He's quoting Mallrats.