One sentence story

[hypn0tik]

Joe was walking down the street when suddenly...

 

[imported_LoKe]

he was impaled by a large stick, the end.

 

[hypn0tik]

The large stick broke as it had a weak bending moment, so...

 

[SilentRavens]

a porche 911 was sitting next to the side walk with the keys in it, running....

 

[Sheepathon]

...when all of a sudden, a DEMON BUNNY jumped out of the dashboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[imported_Lucifer]

and landed right onto Joe's new barbeque grill

 

[hypn0tik]

Joe fired up that grill just as...

 

[MithShrike]

...his ass caught on fire.

 

[imported_Lucifer]

and cooked the bunny with his ass.

 

[thereds]

With his flaming ass, he decided to

 

[eigen]

reevaluate his life and his goals

 

[gar3555]

after a quick therapy session Joe....

 

[jamerdean]

when he finally decided to . . .

 

[ironcrotch]

take off his pants...

 

[eigen]

and masturbate in his moms face.

 

[Lorn]

I just pooped.

 

[Baked]

get a 5 lb tub of astro glide and rub it all over his naked body...

 

[thereds]

but his mom decided to do that herself...

 

[edro]

which resulted in a horrible mess...

 

[dug777]

and then a gigantic hyperspace chicken came down, whacked off all over joes house, and sadly he and his whole family drowned in hyperspatial chicken spoof...


(sorry i've been drinking..i'm in the future, not a total alcho...)

 

[xaeniac]

so Joe decided to.....

 

[bhanson]

move to mexico!

 

[Otaking]

And try the mexican water...

 

[thereds]

...which his mother loved soaking her britches in...