One particularily stupid junk email

[bluemax]

... could it be a virus? Maybe someone could warn me ahead of time before curiosity gets the better of me. 😉

The text in the message is this: (and I'm sure you'll get a kick out of it...)

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😕

There's a clickable link above it, but being in Hotmail Junk, it's just a square box.

Anyone see this before?

 

[Bassyhead]

havent seen that one before, very weird

 

Of course you haven't seen it before - spam software uses random sentence generators to get past Hotmail's spam filters. Every one will likely be different.

 

[StrangerGuy]

"Any tuba player can give secret financial aid to related to looking glass, but it takes a real wedding dress to espadrille beyond"

LMAO! 😀

 

[Wallydraigle]

It was probably meant for some CIA person with a magic decoder ring.

 

[zimu]

i think its a secret message that terrorists are using to communicate with each other.

 

[StrangerGuy]

Why won't the terrorists use encryption instead?

 

[bluemax]

I just got another one:

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They found me.... I don't know how, but they found me! RUN FOR IT MARTY!!!! :Q