One of those things that happen once in a blue moon.

Arcadio

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So I went to the toilet to take a dump, and everything was normal. I felt one semi-large log coming out. I heard the splash in the water. But when I looked in the toilet, the fucker was GONE!!! It actually FLUSHED ITSELF!! It went down the pipes without flushing!!!

It probably happened because of the shape of the log itself and the angle at which it fell. Somehow, as soon as it hit the water, it made a large parabolic movement up the back of the toilet and just went straight down. I could not believe it.


I wish this thread automatically went to the crapper too.

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QurazyQuisp

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It's called a phantom poop when both the poop goes down into the pipe and when you wipe it comes out clean. I've had like one in my life.
 

Arcadio

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Originally posted by: QurazyQuisp
It's called a phantom poop when both the poop goes down into the pipe and when you wipe it comes out clean. I've had like one in my life.

Exactly... I just had to wipe once!!!!!

That's the best thing that has happened to me this week!!!!
 
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Tim

Originally posted by: Arcadio
So I went to the toilet to take a dump, and everything was normal. I felt one semi-large log coming out. I heard the splash in the water. But when I looked in the toilet, the fucker was GONE!!! It actually FLUSHED ITSELF!! It went down the pipes without flushing!!!

It probably happened because of the shape of the log itself and the angle at which it fell. Somehow, as soon as it hit the water, it made a large parabolic movement up the back of the toilet and just went straight down. I could not believe it.

:disgust:... but still :thumbsup:
 

Gothgar

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rofl


those freak me the fuck right out!!!!

I wonder whom my ghost shits are haunting?
 

Bryophyte

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The last Blue Moon was on May 19th, 2008, using the Farmer's Almanac definition of a Blue Moon (the third full moon in a season of four full moons), and on June 30, 2007, using the "Calendar Blue moon" definition (second full moon in any given month.)