one of the things i HATE most in the world

[Gooberlx2]

A small rant because this always happens:

You're eating a PB & J "sammich" and you swallow a normal sized bite. At first everything is normal, but unexpectedly, the chemicals between JIF peanut butter and Smuckers jelly chemically react with that white bread they've been slathered on and form a super-adhesive (worthy of glueing the Trade Towers back together) conviently located in the middle of your espophagus, thus rendering that wonderous biological phenomenon called peristalsis useless. To make matters EVEN BETTER...you haven't filled up your glass of water (in my case) yet, so you have to struggle to breath with what feels like a lump the size of an apple in your throat whilst you do so. Now the best part. Apparently the only undoing agent of this adhesive in any fluid substance. Now you can wash down that lump of super-goo in the most painful manner.

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Thanks.

 

[FoBoT]

you should eat PB&J with milk

 

[Rallispec]

i'm a fan of pbj and coke

 

[XMan]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
you should eat PB&J with milk

Yup.
Cut the crusts off, too.

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: X-Man

Originally posted by: FoBoT
you should eat PB&J with milk

Yup.
Cut the crusts off, too.

Or better yet, have your mom cut off the crusts

 

[MiataGirl]

i hate it when i'm eating a PB sandwich and my mouth gets full and then all of a sudden a phone call comes in asking a million dollar question about who shot alexander hamilton but i can't answer and not only that i'm out of milk so i'm out of a million dollars