One of the finer luxuries in life...

[FortFunFoSho]

Soft. Only need about two tissues. And feels oh-so-unchafealicious.

 

[DaFinn]

The toilet papers my wife brings home are so nice, I'm afraid to use them for the intented purpose...

 

[nageov3t]

heh. maybe I'm just weird, but I've always hated soft toilet paper.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

I enjoy the sandpaper my college provides.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: FortFunFoSho
Soft. Only need about two tissues. And feels oh-so-unchafealicious.

gotta get the high quality stuff, cause you're worth it

 

[badmouse]

I like the cheap stuff that doesn't clog up the ancient plumbing in my apartment.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: badmouse
I like the cheap stuff that doesn't clog up the ancient plumbing in my apartment.

I like the cheap stuff because it doesn't clog up the new toilets.

The expensive stuff DESTROYS low-flows. I have to shit-wipe-flush-wipe-flush to not spend some time with a plunger when using a low-flow.

 

[jimikim]

I ONLY use Charmin Ultra...the other stuff sux, especially the waxy ones in public restrooms.

 

I prefer the ultimate in ass-wiping comfort - baby wipes. My butt is the cleanest on the block. And no, I haven't checked.

 

[jimikim]

Oh and I heard in Japan the public restrooms don't have toilet paper and random people on the street everywhere hand out little bits of toilet paper with ads on them.

 

[Ulfwald]

Nothing like the John Wayne toilet paper at the reststops:

It's rough, and it's tough, and don't take no sh!t of of nobody.

 

[Dunbar]

I buy the cheap stuff cuz I find I use less of it.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: jumpr
I prefer the ultimate in ass-wiping comfort - baby wipes. My butt is the cleanest on the block. And no, I haven't checked.

I trust your SO (or whoever is in charge of the rimjob department) can back up your claims?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf
I enjoy the sandpaper my college provides.

As if having them shaft you with fees wasn't bad enough...they want you to remember it with every excruciating swipe...