One of the bittersweet realities of life

[linuxboy]

Intimates by D.H.Lawrence

Don't you care for my love? she said bitterly.

I handed her the mirror, and said:
Please address these questions to the proper person!
Please make all requests to head-quarters!
In all matters of emotional importance
please approach the supreme authority direct! --
So I handed her the mirror.
And she would have broken it over my head,
but she caught sight of her own reflection
and that held her spell bound for two seconds
while I fled.


"it's funny 'cause it's true"

Cheers !

 

[WombatWoman]

In Your Wazoo by D.H. Lawrence's longsuffering girlfriend~

I handed D.H. Lawrence the mirror, and said:
Yikes, D.H., look at what a buttheaded asshat you are!
Please stop writing these misogynistic stinko poems!
In all matters of emotional importance
please approach yourself from behind and cram it up your hiney!
So I handed him the mirror
And rather than breaking it over his head,
I shoved it up his bum.

Jeers!

 

[Orsorum]

Mwahahah, this is hilarious....

 

[amnesiac]

OMG ROFLMAOPIMP

 

[TuffGirl]

NICE rebuttal there! Melikes.

Hehe.

 

[AreaCode707]

It's a poetry war between WW and linuxboy, hurrah!

Getcher dictionaries and thesauruses right here folks, two fer ten dollahs, two fer ten dollahs!

 

[linuxboy]

Originally posted by: WombatWoman
In Your Wazoo by D.H. Lawrence's longsuffering girlfriend~

I handed D.H. Lawrence the mirror, and said:
Yikes, D.H., look at what a buttheaded asshat you are!
Please stop writing these misogynistic stinko poems!
In all matters of emotional importance
please approach yourself from behind and cram it up your hiney!
So I handed him the mirror
And rather than breaking it over his head,
I shoved it up his bum.

Jeers!

Wazoo this you... you... madam by D.H. Lawrence (a pseudopigripha, to be sure)

How it hurts ! My burning arse ! I cried out tenderly.

A whole mirror in my derriere you've shoved:
Merde, merde, merde, Oh my God, how it aches in me,
Perhaps you will go back to England.
Perhaps you will go back, perhaps we are parted for ever.
One could only hope you vile, vilainous vixen
In all matters of emotional importance,
please accept this token of my appreciation--
So I squatted down
on my knees as if to beg
And raising my hands in solemn prayer and concentration,
Pooped out something large and brown.
She too suffers.


brownie points to the people who can pick out which Lawrence poems I copied from to write that.


Cheers !

HotChic, I'll trade you one of those dictionaries for a beat-up life in mint condition

 

[Spendthrift]

alas if only i were more familiar with DH Lawrence, but i havent read him in about 7 years.

further on and further in...

 

[linuxboy]

It's a poetry war

Yes ! I have her on the run ! Forward mighty steed, carry me to victory, for my men have tasted blood and thirst for more. EEEE-OOOOR.


Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the Pav-kindred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the Pav-kindred.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Light Brigade,
Noble Pav-kindred.


CHARGE !!!!! (visa/mc only)

Cheers !

 

[WombatWoman]

I think that I shall ne'er enjoy
A wordsmith keen as linuxboy,

Although I see, with some abhorrence
That he's a fan of D.H. Lawrence.

Poems are made by fools like moi
But only Pav makes me say "Wha?"

 

[beatniks3]

///poetry makes my head spin///a buttheaded asshat...nice line


<----jumps back into more computer orientated topics

 

[linuxboy]

Originally posted by: WombatWoman
I think that I shall ne'er enjoy
A wordsmith keen as linuxboy,

Although I see, with some abhorrence
That he's a fan of D.H. Lawrence.

Poems are made by fools like moi
But only Pav makes me say "Wha?"

With pen in hand and tongue in cheek
"Lawrence? no freaking way" I squeak

Though words be made for all to taste
Yours, momma're, hard to be replaced

And wand'ring lonely all the while
I cannot help but belch a smile


Cheers !