One of my subordinates sent me an amusing email

[elektrolokomotive]

In which she says that Fridays are special days - in her words, it's "relax day". I'm laughing so hard right now, I'm having a difficult time coming up with a professional response.

 

[Vehemence]

lolwut

 

[Engraver]

Tell her to relax as much as she can Friday because you need her to work on Saturday.

 

[buck]

wat?

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Respond with "it's only relax day if you come and help me relax by getting on your knees under my desk"

 

[KB]

Tell her if she relaxes on Friday she can relax for the rest of next week.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Engraver
Tell her to relax as much as she can Friday because you need her to work on Saturday.

this is only appropriate if she is salaried

 

[npoe1]

Tell her that only if you worked hard enough the rest of the week and that you decide how hard is enough.

 

[pstylesss]

Wait, what? I thought every day was relax day.

 

[BurnItDwn]

She's correct. Relax day is on Friday. Didn't you get the memo?

 

[Ballatician]

Does she take the relaxi taxi to work?

 

[Chiropteran]

So, is this an admission that you know less than your subordinate when it comes to Fridays?

 

[HardcoreRobot]

i want to see the original email!

 

[Nitemare]

I thought Friday was Hawaiian shirt day...

 

[Descartes]

Subordinate? Are you in the military or something?

 

[NaOH]

reply back.

"Pics :camera:"

 

[elektrolokomotive]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
She's correct. Relax day is on Friday. Didn't you get the memo?

Could you forward, please?

 

[tenthumbs]

Originally posted by: Engraver
Tell her to relax as much as she can Friday because you need her to work on Saturday.

I like this one.

 

[Reckoner]

WOAHZORZ, that's heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelariouz!

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
WOAHZORZ, that's heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelariouz!

NO WAI, THAT EXTRMEMEEME!

 

[darkxshade]

I fail to see the funny.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Every day is relax day... Seriously, you people care way too much about work. In a hundred years, not one single accomplishment in your work will be remembered. Neither will time spent relaxing. Which would you rather do?

 

[nakedfrog]

Did you reply: "Relax--don't do it."

 

[Electric Amish]

Reply: "Yeah, but today is Wednesday so GET BACK TO WORK!!!"

 

[MaxDepth]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Did you reply: "Relax--don't do it."

When you want to come?