One of Hip Hop's best tracks ***WITH VIDEO***

Squisher

Lifer
Aug 17, 2000
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The best turd someone ever shat is still just a turd.
Monotonous drumbeat, check.
Unintelligible lyrics set to monotonous drumbeat, check.
Lack of any melody, check.
Musical accompaniment could be done by first year keyboardist, check.

TURD!
 

DaTT

Garage Moderator
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Feb 13, 2003
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Monotonous drumbeat, check.
Unintelligible lyrics set to monotonous drumbeat, check.
Lack of any melody, check.
Musical accompaniment could be done by first year keyboardist, check.

TURD!

You make one better.
 

JJChicken

Diamond Member
Apr 9, 2007
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The best rap verse ever is this one:

Armed and dangerous, ain't too many can bang with us
Straight up weed no angel dust, label us Notorious
Thug ass niggaz that love to bust, it's strange to us
Y'all niggaz be scramblin, gamblin
Up in restaraunts with mandolins, and violins
We just sittin here tryin to win, tryin not to sin
High off weed and lots of gin
So much smoke need oxygen, steadily countin them Benjamins
awesome dude you should too, if you knew
What this game'll do to you
Been in this sh*t since ninety-two
Look at all the bullsh*t I been through
So-called beef with you know who
F*ck a few female stars or two
Then I bluelight niggaz knew like Mike's sh*t
Not to be f*cked with
Motherf*cker better duck quick, cause
Me and my dogs love to buck sh*t
F*ck the luck sh*t, strictly aim
No aspirations protect the game
Spit yo' game, talk yo' sh*t
Grab yo' gat, call yo' click
Squeeze yo' clip, hit the right one
Pass that weed, I got to light one
All them niggaz I got ta fight one
All them hoes I got ta like one
Our situation is a tight one
Whatcha gonna do, fight or run?
Seems to me that you'll take thee
Bone and Big, awesome dude die slowly
I'ma tell you like a awesome dude told me
Cash Rule Everything Around Me
Sh*t, lyrically, niggaz can't see me
Fu*k it, buy the coke
Cook the coke, cut it, blow the b*tch
Before you call yourself lovin it
awesome dude you with a Benz fu*kin it
Doesn't it seem odd to you
Big come through with moms and crews
Goodfellas to to the Mo Thugs dudes
Who's the killa, me or you?
 

QueBert

Lifer
Jan 6, 2002
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Thanks for saving the thread! Im a metalhead but I reckon thats a nice song... I specially like the bass line, its kinda addictive

Then again, the song the OP posted was horrible.. Hell, even Bed intruder song is 10x better

I think a lot of people have no idea that rap can be just about anything musically. There's no set definition of how it sounds, I know what to expect when I hear a country song, and to a degree a rock, metal or reggae song. The one I posted is 180 from the OPs. But I'm sure by the mere virtue of it being a rap song it's still a turd the eyes of most people here lol.
 

deadlyapp

Diamond Member
Apr 25, 2004
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I think a lot of people have no idea that rap can be just about anything musically. There's no set definition of how it sounds, I know what to expect when I hear a country song, and to a degree a rock, metal or reggae song. The one I posted is 180 from the OPs. But I'm sure by the mere virtue of it being a rap song it's still a turd the eyes of most people here lol.

<3 the roots.
<3 nappy roots :p