episodic
Lifer
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold,
blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are
freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The
body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The
boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put them
between my legs, they'll warm up."
The next day, the boyfriend is driving in the buggy with the daughter. He
said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put it between my
legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up. The next day, the
boyfriend is driving again with the daughter and he said, "My penis is
frozen solid." The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her
mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter says,
"Well, they make one heck of a mess when they thaw out.
