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One hot dog, one rib sandwich AND

akahoovy said:
You ever notice white people don't call them wieners?
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Herr Oscar Mayer does, and he's so white, I think he was an OberGruppenFurher in the Waffen SS.

Howard Johnson, another famous white male from the legendary 1950's, called them Frankfurters.

Seriously, what is it with you young whippersnappers and all this "hot dog" slang?

Get OFF my lawn! :colbert:
 
akahoovy said:
Hot dogs.
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Of course it's a hot dog. A hot dog has a bun and a wiener. Moron! Much ado about nothing. Do black americans call a hot dog a wiener?

As a white Canadian I have never refered to a plain wiener as a Hot Dog. A Hot Dog is a weiner AND bun!
 
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Perknose said:
Herr Oscar Mayer does, and he's so white,
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...and if you ask me "Why?" I'l say
"Because Oscar Mayer has a way
Of messing with my DNA."
 
Perknose said:
Herr Oscar Mayer does, and he's so white, I think he was an OberGruppenFurher in the Waffen SS.

Howard Johnson, another famous white male from the legendary 1950's, called them Frankfurters.

Seriously, what is it with you young whippersnappers and all this "hot dog" slang?

Get OFF my lawn! :colbert:
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This is America! We had to stop calling them 'franks' the moment we stopped using meat and started filling them with 'meat product'. Similar to American 'cheese product', despite it being nearly identical ingredients, just processed for consistency and longer shelf life.

Now, we get hot dogs with cheese product, rather than franks with sauerkraut.

And besides, it doesn't matter what most of you call them, you defile them with that nasty tomato based, sugar paste garbage made for children.
 
Perknose said:
Which one o' dem classy babes in that vid can swallow the most dogs whole?
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I'll go ask the sexiest babe how much of this goop she can slam in under a minute. And yes, that's how a hot dog is made. So fancy!
Also, WTF is on that tray?



smackababy said:
This is America! We had to stop calling them 'franks' the moment we stopped using meat and started filling them with 'meat product'. Similar to American 'cheese product', despite it being nearly identical ingredients, just processed for consistency and longer shelf life.

Now, we get hot dogs with cheese product, rather than franks with sauerkraut.

And besides, it doesn't matter what most of you call them, you defile them with that nasty tomato based, sugar paste garbage made from children.
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FTFY
 
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smackababy said:
This is America! We had to stop calling them 'franks' the moment we stopped using meat and started filling them with 'meat product'. Similar to American 'cheese product', despite it being nearly identical ingredients, just processed for consistency and longer shelf life.

Now, we get hot dogs with cheese product, rather than franks with sauerkraut.

And besides, it doesn't matter what most of you call them, you defile them with that nasty tomato based, sugar paste garbage made for children.
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Nebbah!

I now realize the reason I LOVED the frankfurters at Howard Johnsons when I was a kid was that a)They were real beef, b)They came in a lightly toasted bread bun that was as delicate as it was appropriate and c) HoJo's supplied genuine spicy mustard at a time when my young and innocent world was viciously hemmed in by vacuous vats of French's pussy yellow, mustard-like product.
 
moonbogg said:
I'll go ask the sexiest babe how much of this goop she can slam in under a minute. And yes, that's how a hot dog is made. So fancy!
Also, WTF is on that tray?



FTFY
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Back when I was a lad one of the neighors worked in the development section at Oscar Mayer. One of the weiner test test machines ended up in the guy's backyard. It had lots of clear tubing and stainless parts. It was fascinating to us ten year olds.
 
IronWing said:
Back when I was a lad one of the neighors worked in the development section at Oscar Mayer. One of the weiner test test machines ended up in the guy's backyard. It had lots of clear tubing and stainless parts. It was fascinating to us ten year olds.
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Did you ever go over to play "test the wiener" with uncle Jack?
 
Perknose said:
Tanks for turning me on to Iggy. Just listened to "Work."
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I'm sorry. I'm afraid I may have injured you.

IronWing said:
Back when I was a lad one of the neighors worked in the development section at Oscar Mayer. One of the weiner test test machines ended up in the guy's backyard. It had lots of clear tubing and stainless parts. It was fascinating to us ten year olds.
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The machine shop I work for did some repair on a machine for the Oscar Meyer hot dog plant, at least I think that's the plant it was. Anyway, when that truck opened its bed and I got near it, good god-if-there-be-a-god, that thing smelled like death resurrected, ran over with a truck and killed all over again.
 
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