One glass too many

[Exterous]

Dag nab it. Too much wine for my wife and she passed out. Now what am I going to do?! Besides post on a forum while intoxicated that is...

 

[shortylickens]

Wife?
Drunk?



FUCK HER !!!

 

[Exterous]

Wife?
Drunk?



FUCK HER !!!

Hey.....


er..... I got nothing...

 

[gorcorps]

anal?

 

[busydude]

Sharpie on her face.

 

[gorcorps]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53xNnkxBN74

 

[Exterous]

anal?

Sharpie on her face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53xNnkxBN74

All good ideas but I need her to cook for a gathering of mine tomorrow so I don't want to piss her off

Still the alcohol bottles are telling me the sharpie is a good idea.....

 

[PottedMeat]

epoxy pubes on face

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Cut off your penis, stab yourself repeatedly in the chest, and place the knife in her hands before you die of blood loss.

 

[Ruptga]

Watch some Carl Sagan. He's pretty much guaranteed to blow your mind if you're drunk, unless you've already seen all his stuff.

Or you could sharpie a tramp stamp onto your wife's back, see how long it takes her to notice.

 

[Exterous]

Cut off your penis, stab yourself repeatedly in the chest, and place the knife in her hands before you die of blood loss.

I'll pass but thanks for the....creative suggestion