One for the LADIES! (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE for the LADIES damnit)

[Brutuskend]

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.


After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.


Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."

Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

 

[blodhi74]

I hate looking @ maps 🙂

 

[Mo0o]

what are maps

 

[Anubis]

maps are for pussys

 

[Kalvin00]

Booooo

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: Anubis
maps are for pussys

i think i've said this once before, but in a slightly different situation:

You all know the saying "You are what you eat" 😉 😉

 

[melly]

hahaha

 

[Rainsford]

Why was GPS invented?

So men would look at maps.

Heard that somewhere, kind of related...

 

[OverVolt]

maps backwards is spam, and no one looks at spam....