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One day on the jogging path (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

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Brutuskend

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Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."

Hillary says, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."

The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

Hillary says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"

The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"

Hillary is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."

The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning."

 
Brutuskend - ever considered making video clips with actors playing jokes out? Little johnny's role in the classroom would be pure comedy; I'm thinking you need to get a cast and crew together and get going on this.
 
Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Brutuskend - ever considered making video clips with actors playing jokes out? Little johnny's role in the classroom would be pure comedy; I'm thinking you need to get a cast and crew together and get going on this.
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You mean like this? 😀
 
Originally posted by: dabuddha
Originally posted by: BudAshes
You will post a funny joke someday, i believe in you.
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You dare question the Brutuskend's funniness? :|
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Don't worry, he's a nublet, he'll learn. If he doesn't, though, BAN!

as for the joke... 8/10 made me laugh. As soon as I saw "Hilary" my reaction was "uh oh, tee hee." Actually, not really.
 
George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."

Bush says, "No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One."

The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

Bush says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"

The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"

Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."

The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning."
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Brutuskend - ever considered making video clips with actors playing jokes out? Little johnny's role in the classroom would be pure comedy; I'm thinking you need to get a cast and crew together and get going on this.
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You mean like this? 😀
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:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: DaShen
George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."

Bush says, "No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One."

The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

Bush says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"

The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"

Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."

The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning."
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:thumbsup:

 
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