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One day little Johnny comes home from school

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Originally posted by: amish
Originally posted by: Fraggable
So now pedofilia is funny?
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sometimes.

so a guy and his girlfriend were watching TV. the girl looks over and asks, "what's a pedophile?"

the guy looks over, surprised, and says, "my, that's a big word for a ten year old!"
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oh crap... arggggg... 😉
 
Originally posted by: leftyman
He replies "Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!"
Immediately she was angry. She said, "just wait till your dad gets home, hes going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!"
So the boy goes to his room and finally his dad comes home and goes up to Johnnys room. The boy tells his dad and the dad is proud of the boy.
"Great job son! How old are you 12, 13? How about we go down to the store and get that shiny red bicycle you wanted?"
So, they go to the store and the dad buys the bike for his son. Then he says, "well Johnny, do you want to ride the bike home?"


The boy answers..












"No, that's okay Dad, My ass is still sore!"
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Heard this joke like 10 yrs ago except it went like this:

One day little Johnny comes home from school
He replies "Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!"
Immediately she was angry. She said, "just wait till your dad gets home, hes going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!"
So the boy goes to his room and finally his dad comes home and goes up to Johnnys room. The boy tells his dad and the dad is proud of the boy.
"Great job son! How old are you 12, 13? and you're having sex already"
The dad goes to work and tells all his co-workers what a stud his son is.
He gets home the next day and asked his son, "Well, son...did you have sex again today ??"

"Geeezzz No Dad, my Butt still sore from yesterday."
 
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