One Day At The Doctor's Office

Fritzo

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Jan 3, 2001
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A man wasn't feeling well, so he went to the doctor. After a checkup, the doctor looked at the man's chart, and with a grim look on his face, the doctor said, "I have some pretty bad news. You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"That's TERRIBLE!!!" said the man. "How long do I have?"

"Ten," the doctor said sadly.

"TEN???" the man asked frantically. "Ten WHAT??? Days?!!!! Weeks?!!! Months?!!!"

The doctor interrupted, "Nine..."
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: RiverDog
I'll give it a ten... nine... eight...
...six.


SIX? What the hell happened to----....*choke* *gasp*
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