Brutuskend
Lifer
A boy walks into class 20 minutes late.
"Sorry I'm late, I didn't get my fvcking breakfast this morning."
The teacher says "How DARE you use such language in class! Go stand in the corner until you've learned your lesson!"
The boy did as he was told.
Carrying on with the Geography lesson, the teacher asks "Who can tell me where the Canadian Border is?"
The boy standing in the corner is the only one to raise his hand, so the teacher says. "Okay, where is the Canadian Border?"
The boy replied "In bed with my MOM, thats why I didn't get my fvcking breakfast!"
"Sorry I'm late, I didn't get my fvcking breakfast this morning."
The teacher says "How DARE you use such language in class! Go stand in the corner until you've learned your lesson!"
The boy did as he was told.
Carrying on with the Geography lesson, the teacher asks "Who can tell me where the Canadian Border is?"
The boy standing in the corner is the only one to raise his hand, so the teacher says. "Okay, where is the Canadian Border?"
The boy replied "In bed with my MOM, thats why I didn't get my fvcking breakfast!"