Fritzo
Lifer
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bud,
because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the
whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first night Richard slept with Bud and comes to breakfast the
next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
The guys said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Bud snored so
loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was Roy 's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair
all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened
to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Bud shakes the roof with
his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Ross's turn. Ross was a tanned, older cowboy...
a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and
bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said,
"Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and
tucked Bud into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.
Bud sat up and watched me all night."
because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the
whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first night Richard slept with Bud and comes to breakfast the
next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
The guys said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Bud snored so
loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was Roy 's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair
all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened
to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Bud shakes the roof with
his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Ross's turn. Ross was a tanned, older cowboy...
a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and
bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said,
"Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and
tucked Bud into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.
Bud sat up and watched me all night."
