One black belt, or ten yellow belts?

[GearFace]

Two identical twins begin studying karate at the same time. One decides to stick with it until he gets his black belt. The other decides to keep switching to a different martial art every time he gets a yellow belt.

By the time the first twin gets his black belt in karate, the second twin has 10 yellow belts in 10 different martial arts (let's say, karate, taekwondo, kung fu, judo, capoeira, hapkido, tang soo do, kempo, krav maga, and sambo).

They decide to fight to the death for the forbidden affections of their identical twin sisters. Who wins?

 

[nakedfrog]

Bruce Lee.

 

[Captante]

Who wins?

Why YOU do of course!

 

[BurnItDwn]

This is a good post.

I'd say they both commit seppuku, but, the blackbelt does it cleanly and propely, the many yellowbelts manages to pull it off, but it's sloppy.

 

[ctbaars]

Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris loses to Bruce Lee

This is a good post.

I'd say they both commit seppuku, but, the blackbelt does it cleanly and propely, the many yellowbelts manages to pull it off, but it's sloppy.

What happens to the sisters?

 

[nakedfrog]

Chuck Norris loses to Bruce Lee

What happens to the sisters?

Feeling great and lasting shame, they submit themselves to the bukkake industry.

 

[spacejamz]

Aren't black belts prevented from killing their brother because of some honor thing???

Do yellow belts have that restriction? maybe because of some martial arts thing???

just thought I would ask some stupid questions here...

 

[BudAshes]

Are they Siamese twins as well?

 

[lxskllr]

Are they Siamese twins as well?

Well that's awkward.