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Once you know, you Newegg.

MaxDepth

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Uhm, which employee's niece or nephew thought up that marketing slogan?
:roll:
Maybe they should just stick to what they do best: great deals and outstanding customer service.

Maybe we can help, though. Let's find them a better slogan.


I'll start with just these off the top of my head (not saying they are better or worse than the current one - just putting them out there.)

- Which came first, the deal or the egg? Newegg.

- If you are new to great deals then Newegg is for you.

- [this is for their email sales campaigns]This week's cheaper by the dozen sale... [12 items highlighted with url links]
 

PanzerIV

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I don't think it's really all that bad. At least they didn't change their freaking name to zip, zoom, fly. Talk about a drug induced marketing meeting!
 

LordMorpheus

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your first idea is the only one that wouldn't make the company loose all profits.

But I kinda like the "one you know, you newegg."

Its got truth to it.
 

tfinch2

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Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Uhm, which employee's niece or nephew thought up that marketing slogan?
:roll:
Maybe they should just stick to what they do best: great deals and outstanding customer service.

Maybe we can help, though. Let's find them a better slogan.


I'll start with just these off the top of my head (not saying they are better or worse than the current one - just putting them out there.)

- Which came first, the deal or the egg? Newegg.

- If you are new to great deals then Newegg is for you.

- [this is for their email sales campaigns]This week's cheaper by the dozen sale... [12 items highlighted with url links]


don't quit your day job. your's are even WORSE! hahahahahahahaha
 

Josh

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If you are new to great deals then Newegg is for you.
That is by far, the 100% most incredibly amazingly..HORRIBLE slogan. ARE YOU KIDDING, ME?!?!