once upon a time in mexico

[Dumbledore]

is that the same movie as "desparado"?

 

[Ameesh]

no its a different movie, especially the titles

 

[Lyfer]

Elmariachi>Desperado>once upon a time in mexico

 

[Regs]

Any good?

 

[Dumbledore]

Originally posted by: Ameesh
no its a different movie, especially the titles

but it has the same story line? it feels so deja vu.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

click

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Dumbledore

Originally posted by: Ameesh
no its a different movie, especially the titles

but it has the same story line? it feels so deja vu.

it has completely different actors what are you talking about?

 

[Dumbledore]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: Dumbledore

Originally posted by: Ameesh
no its a different movie, especially the titles

but it has the same story line? it feels so deja vu.

it has completely different actors what are you talking about?

oh see now..its a trilogy..same actor/actresses.antonio banderas and salma hayek.

 

[Darein]

A lot of people died, and they maybe, kinda, sorta threw in something resembling a plot...

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Dumbledore

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: Dumbledore

Originally posted by: Ameesh
no its a different movie, especially the titles

but it has the same story line? it feels so deja vu.

it has completely different actors what are you talking about?

oh see now..its a trilogy..same actor/actresses.antonio banderas and salma hayek.

are you sure?

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: Regs
Any good?

I saw this movie today! Guess what it SUXED!! Man I want my $8.50 back should have seen dickie roberts instead.

Edit: I mean yesterday, Sunday since its 2:20am right now.

 

[SendTrash]

Originally posted by: Lyfer
Elmariachi>Desperado>once upon a time in mexico

well someone told me that once upon a time in mexico is really the 4th movie and the next movie being release will take place before this movie.

so its really

Elmariachi > Desperado > SOMEOTHER MOVIE > once upon a time in mexico

 

[Regs]

Ah. I'll make sure I stay away from this one then. Surprised Johnney Deep would play a part in this action flick.

 

[waylman]

anyone see this? how was it?

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: waylman
anyone see this? how was it?

Let me put it this way:

1. I'm gay for Willem DaFoe (Boondock Saints = best movie ever)
2. I'm super-ultra gay for Johnny Depp
3. El Mariachi and Desperado were insanely great movies
4. Salma Hayek could de-fagify any man short of Christopher Lowell.


That being said, OUATIM sucked balls. Not just any balls, but big, hairy baboon balls with elephantitis and fleas.

Why?

- Johnny Depp trying to save the movie was like a rogue penguin trying to stop the Titanic from sinking.
- Willem DaFoe didn't get enough liberties to be batshit insane
- Not nearly enough Salma Hayek (5 minutes of crap action sequence WOO!)
- Special effects looked like something in a really bad student film. Sparks flying off bodies? Spouts of flame coming from RPG explosions?
- Plot was incredibly disorganized, editing looked like something done by a Down's child.
- While some suspension of disbelief is required in any action film, this required more suspension than the Golden Gate Bridge.

 

[0roo0roo]

don't forget horrible dv cam picture quality. it didn't look like film. it looked like a slightly upgraded dv cam image. it was like watching tv video half the time, rather annoying. if this is how digital is going to look, i want the savings passed down through discounts in my ticket price.

not to mention, the movie sucked donkey balls.


matchstick men was far better.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

So, the bottom line is skip it?

 

[RabidMongoose]

It was one of the worst movies that I've ever seen in the theatres.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder
So, the bottom line is skip it?

the bottom line is that the trailer was awesome and sold me. they have my money!! arghhh!!

all the best bits are in the trailer.

go see matchstick men.