Once again, the Chinese have outdone the Americans

[tboo]

We have Kim Kardashian

 

[Howard]

Would you stick your dick in that based on the assurances of a Chinese salesman that it has been sterilized? I wouldn't. I prefer something that is disposable.

And would you demand that the existing assembly be removed, the new one be unwrapped (from tamper-evident packaging) and installed right before your eyes?

I don't see anything wrong with that, but there's just too many ways to game the system. Best to own such a device...

 

[Squisher]

I'd hit it.

 

[leper84]

 

[ch33zw1z]

Who wants a latte?

 

[God Mode]

We need to have one of these in every American home.

 

[dabuddha]

Uhhh so where do I order one?

 

[Krazy4Real]

:hmm:

 

[gevorg]

The world's masturbation champion would love this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNH5EUw7gxk

 

[Fritzo]

Those were some scary Youtube suggestions on the right side. Hope this doesn't influence my history. I could see that later on my Google TV:

"Look at this car video! Awwww....but why does it say "Gay Sperm Collector" on the suggestions?"

 

[Fritzo]

The world's masturbation champion would love this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNH5EUw7gxk

Welp, time to delete the ol' Internet history again.

 

[Newbian]

I would never use something "made in China" meant to suck my buddy.

Would probably be made of toxic materials and hurt the guy.