On my way to get coffee when I pass by one of the fat women's cubicle

[shiner]

and see this:

I may be wrong, but I think her diet is going to fail

 

[bignateyk]

hehe. Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round.

 

[BrokenVisage]

If you leave Slim-Fast shakes upside-down you can slim faster when you drink them!

 

[PliotronX]

Is her name Nina and was she placing calls to corporate accounts on hold for just a moment?

 

[NFS4]

If you leave Slim-Fast shakes upside-down you can slim faster when you drink them!

Or...

 

[PottedMeat]

Wait, isn't a 6 pack of cans fairly heavy? Those donut boxes would be crushed. That slimfast box must be empty!

 

[shiner]

Wait, isn't a 6 pack of cans fairly heavy? Those donut boxes would be crushed. That slimfast box must be empty!

I didn't inspect it, was afraid the Gorgon would return and think I was trying to steal her food and thus eat me, but I don't think the slimfast box was open. Sitting across the edges the way it is I would guess the donut boxes would be able to support it.

 

[shiner]

If you leave Slim-Fast shakes upside-down you can slim faster when you drink them!

Is that anything like shotgunning a beer?

 

[shiner]

Is her name Nina and was she placing calls to corporate accounts on hold for just a moment?

Theodosia

 

[Kirby]

Theodosia

Even sounds like a fatty's name.

 

[Bill Brasky]

I lol'ed pretty hard. I wonder if she was embarrassed carrying that into the building.

 

[Azraele]

Maybe the donuts weren't for her. Three boxes is a lot of donuts.

 

[bignateyk]

Maybe the donuts weren't for her. Three boxes is a lot of donuts.

Not for a fat person. That might not even be enough for her mid-morning snack.

 

[Phokus]

Theodosia

Is she Greek or something?

 

[bignateyk]

Is she Greek or something?

My Big Fat Greek Coworker?

 

[Juddog]

OP did you tell her that she's only supposed to have one slimfast at a time? Drinking the entire box in one day won't work well.

 

[Lifted]

They could be diet donuts.

 

[Juddog]

They could be diet donuts.

Olestra. OP prepare for her anal leakage.

 

[moshquerade]

it's like a big mac with a diet pepsi chaser!

 

[Modular]

it's like a big mac with a diet pepsi chaser!

Ha, except I actually prefer the taste of diet pop to regular usually. There are times where nothing can replace the sugary taste of a Pepsi, but usually it's just too much.

 

[highland145]

Is she Greek or something?

African American.

 

[highland145]

Olestra. OP prepare for her anal leakage.

D: and she's near the coffee?D:

 

[IceBergSLiM]

it's like a big mac with a diet pepsi chaser!

whats wrong with that. did it the other day.

 

[preslove]

Those aren't for all the office?

 

[shiner]

Maybe the donuts weren't for her. Three boxes is a lot of donuts.

I think they are her personal stash...I just got out of a meeting and the donuts have not been set out. I will make a trip by her cube to do a little reconnaissance.