On exercising

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.






My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.





The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.




I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.




I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.





I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.





I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.





The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.





If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.





And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.