Omygawd! My arm shrunk!!!

dennilfloss

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First attempt with a digital camera.

Lesson learned: do not lie at an angle when close to camera or it will look like you can swallow your fist!!! :Q

Looks like I have only 3 fingers too. Damn! Maybe I'm really a mutant with a huge Leno head! :)

LOL

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RaDragon

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lesson noted... as much as i love angles when taking photos, i see what ya mean w/ your hand! :)
 

dennilfloss

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"Your undershirt is showing."

Even without a flash. Can't regulate exposure on the camera and it's damn sensitive to light. A peeping Tom's delight if I were so inclined. ;)

BTW, it's not a singlet, it's a sports bra. :Q

;)

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Locutus of Board

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Omygawd! My arm shrunk!!!

Yea right.

You're just setting us all up for your new nude website you will be publishing.

"It was the camera angle"

Sure.. :p
 

Isla

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LOL Dennilfloss!

Actually, I quite like that pic. It shows a very different side of you than the red devil portrait. :)
 

huey1124

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the camera angle may have shrunk your arm, but it makes your nose look bigger.... kekekekekeke





















j/k
 

cxim

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dennil, you should have taken whats his little name back to Kuba when I offered you the ticket
 

dennilfloss

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A small hand and a big nose mean easy picking! :Q

BTW, that's what my nose really looks like. I must be Karl Malden junior. However, a big nose can come in handy sometimes. ;)

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WombatWoman

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Denis, that's not a Karl Malden nose. That's a Malcolm McDowell nose. I can see you with painted-on spiky lower eyelashes, wearing a bowler hat, out for a wild evening with your Droogies. :p
 

Isla

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Good book/movie, WW... I've forgotten all my Nadsat, tho.... :(

(the 1812 has never been the same...)
 

dennilfloss

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"That's a Malcolm McDowell nose. I can see you with painted-on spiky lower eyelashes, wearing a bowler hat, out for a wild evening with your Droogies."

Whoa! I have on occasion disguised myself like this on Hallowe'en before going for a milk shake and some ultraviolence! I bet you like William Tell's ouverture. ;)

BTW, that thing below my arm is a ~25yo face towel. They made things to last in the 70s, with Polyester!!! :)

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Isla

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:eek:

Dennil... You are right! And all this time I have had poor Rossini rolling over in his grave!

 

ltk007

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Hey, that was uncalled for. You know I have a soul, it just happens to be twisted and corrupt.