OMWTFBBQSTUPIDDRIVERS!!!!!!!111interstate20

cKGunslinger

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There is no worse driving offender than that arrogant interstate @sshole who, even after 2 miles of "Left Lane Closed Ahead" warnings, chooses not to take any of the multiple opportunities to go ahead and merge over, but rather speeds along the relatively empty lane, oblivious to all signs of impending doom, silently mocking those of us in the other lane as we begin to slow, then violently slamming on his brakes and throwing his turn-signal on just inches away from the construction cones, with that mixed look of incredulous shock and faux outrage that people aren't immediately allowing him to merge over from his lane that somehow - both inexplicable and suddenly - came to an abrupt end.

Although, that stupid bitch that decides to let him - and the 14 other douche-bags that also felt they were too good to merge earlier - into the lane, stopping traffic completely, may actually be the bigger @sshole of a driver.

I wish that interstate lane endings eventually separated the lanes with those concrete barriers and the lane that closed stops after 500ft with a brick wall with a huge sign that read "WTF didn't you merge over the last 2 miles? Now you're trapped, douche! Have a nice day! - D.O.T."



edit: Title changed to be more rant-like ;)
 

InlineFive

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Your newbie "pay-attention-to-me!" attitude has thwarted ATOT from posting here.

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scorpmatt

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um, yeeeeeeahh. is this like the people that take certain exits or exit only lanes to try and speed around traffic? cause they are PITAs too
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: scorpmatt
um, yeeeeeeahh. is this like the people that take certain exits or exit only lanes to try and speed around traffic? cause they are PITAs too

well that is just wrong...
 

cKGunslinger

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Originally posted by: PorBleemo
Your newbie "pay-attention-to-me!" attitude has thwarted ATOT from posting here.

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cKGunslinger - Joined: 11/29/1999
PorBleemo - Joined: 09/20/2003

WTF are you talking about?
 

cKGunslinger

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Nov 29, 1999
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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
um, yeeeeeeahh. is this like the people that take certain exits or exit only lanes to try and speed around traffic? cause they are PITAs too

well that is just wrong...
But not merging until the last minute and being the *only* reason why traffic is backed up half-mile+ is ok?
 

Argo

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I do that sometime because Im too good to wait in traffic like the rest of you peons.
 

markgm

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HAHAHHAAHA, I love your solution to this though...the wall is a great idea!!
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I hate them too and the bastards that let them over.

Fvckers from Lousiana try to kill me on a daily basis on I-20 in Bama.
 

cKGunslinger

Lifer
Nov 29, 1999
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Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I hate them too and the bastards that let them over.
Fvckers from Lousiana try to kill me on a daily basis on I-20 in Bama.
I'll be driving I-20 (yet again) from Dallas to Monroe, LA this weekend. Ugghh..
 

Mill

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I hate them too and the bastards that let them over.
Fvckers from Lousiana try to kill me on a daily basis on I-20 in Bama.
I'll be driving I-20 (yet again) from Dallas to Monroe, LA this weekend. Ugghh..

I wasn't shocked at all when LA drivers were listed as the 48th worst in the nation. Even my buddy from NO admits they are horrible, I've never seen such an amount of clueless moronic drivers in my life. Alabama was in the top 15 best, and we speed like crazy. Everyone in OK drivers slow as hell!
 

MrScott81

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Originally posted by: markgm
HAHAHHAAHA, I love your solution to this though...the wall is a great idea!!

what's the point of the wall? Then they'll just be doing that right before the wall instead of farther down the road.
 

PanzerIV

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Man, you are absolutely right. I see it all of the time on my I-20 commute. Not quite the same situation but yesterday on that Interstate some genius decides the left lane is going too slow so he puts the pedal to the metal and trys to pass me from the right lane. I was still going the same speed and he met his version of the brickwall in the eighteen wheeler he almost slammed into trying to pass me. I reveled in his near miss as I continued on and he was stuck behind the truck. :D
 

cKGunslinger

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Originally posted by: MrScott81
Originally posted by: markgm
HAHAHHAAHA, I love your solution to this though...the wall is a great idea!!

what's the point of the wall? Then they'll just be doing that right before the wall instead of farther down the road.

No, see. Way before the wall, they two lanes will suddenly have a concrete barrier separating them, so if they haven't gotten over by that time, they are "trapped" in their lane, which will end shortly and will have no way to cross over that 3-ft tall median.