OMGWTFMYEYEBALLS!!!

[cliftonite]

I always get the hot oil at the chinese places.

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: waggy
how is Panda Express? one just opened near me.

It's good actually. Don't listen to the naysayers, it's just nowhere near authentic. Makes a decent lunch deal if you're in a hurry, but otherwise any locally-owned authentic Chinese place would be about the same price for a lunch and a lot better.
Spicy Panda Express is not though. Not even close. Very mild.

 

[JulesMaximus]

We should call it McChings...

 

[Vic]

Nutrition: Panda McDonalds

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
I've eaten spicy foods before, but that was ridiculous. The scary thing is that they also have something called firecracker chicken. :shocked:

Ok i wen tot panda express for lunch.

i got the Kung pao and firecracker chicken. WTF that is NOT spicy! it was good but not spicy. pfft wimp.

but i do have to say it was yummy. not as good as the regular place i go to but it was fast and good.

 

[mrrman]

I was fortunate to get food poisoning there....

 

[JohnAn2112]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: newParadigm
When I order from a Chinese restaurant, I expect to have to ask the cook to repeat himself at least three times whenever he says something, otherwise it ain't authentic.

Have you ever been to Panda Express? None of them speak english, either.

Exactly. They speak Spanish at the one near my work.

 

[ISAslot]

If the meal does not conclude with a happy ending, then it's not authentic Chinese place.

 

[tranceport]

Panda Express is horrible.

 

[wheresmybacon]

If you think Panda Express' Kung Pao chicken is spicy?well, you don't really know what spicy is. Unless you're grinding multiple of those dark peppers into a paste with your molars I'd say that dish is mild to medium heat at best.

 

[TheNinja]

If you ever get constipated, go there and get the chow mein and a double order of orange chicken. Then put a little chili sauce on your noodles. You'll be empty in about 30 minutes.

 

[Chunkee]

wuss

 

[James Bond]

I have kung pao every time I go there... it isn't that spicy IMO :/