OMGWTFMcNUGGETS - man eating his lunch on the crapper

[TitanDiddly]

Eww. I mean, particles floating in the air...

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: Amorphus
It's not like the crap is moving from the bowl to his hands while he's eating. You're just a germophobic girlie man.

It's only weird when you're sitting on the crapper, and you look down at the chocolate in your hands, and do a double take... 😱

Do you know that when you smell something your inhaling tiny particles of whatever you smell? That means the stinkier a room is the more sh!t is FLYING around the room and into your nose. You want to eat in that environment?

where the hell did you learn this? whoever you learned it from, slap his mother. or if you just made it up off yourself please.

 

[Phoenix86]

Behold... Science.

"Smell is a very direct sense. In order for you to smell something, molecules from that thing have to make it to your nose. Everything you smell, therefore, is giving off molecules -- whether it is bread in the bakery, onions, perfume, a piece of fruit or whatever. Those molecules are generally light, volatile (easy to evaporate) chemicals that float through the air into your nose. A piece of steel has no smell because nothing evaporates from it -- steel is a non-volatile solid."

Replace bread, onions, perfume... with, urine, fecal matter, and whatever else is in the bathroom.

How exactly do you think the... smell... gets from whatever is making it, to your nose? Psychic signals?!? Did you see the Myth Busters referred to earlier? Why do you think the bacteria grew more in an area with concentrated smell?

If these tiny particles 😉 are making it to your nose... they are making it to the... McNuggets, fries and a drink.

Besides, the sh!t that comes out of you is sterile from a "bad germ" point of view.

That isn't comforting...

edit: shees, what is this, bash the guy with low post count?!? 😉

 

[Special1Sauce]

Originally posted by: 3chordcharlie
that's grounds for a killing.

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Behold... Science.

"Smell is a very direct sense. In order for you to smell something, molecules from that thing have to make it to your nose. Everything you smell, therefore, is giving off molecules -- whether it is bread in the bakery, onions, perfume, a piece of fruit or whatever. Those molecules are generally light, volatile (easy to evaporate) chemicals that float through the air into your nose. A piece of steel has no smell because nothing evaporates from it -- steel is a non-volatile solid."

Replace bread, onions, perfume... with, urine, fecal matter, and whatever else is in the bathroom.

How exactly do you think the... smell... gets from whatever is making it, to your nose? Psychic signals?!? Did you see the Myth Busters referred to earlier? Why do you think the bacteria grew more in an area with concentrated smell?

If these tiny particles 😉 are making it to your nose... they are making it to the... McNuggets, fries and a drink.

Besides, the sh!t that comes out of you is sterile from a "bad germ" point of view.

That isn't comforting...

edit: shees, what is this, bash the guy with low post count?!? 😉

then we better not take sh!ts anymore, cause when we do tiny particles of sh!t gets all over our clothes!

 

[tommigsr]

haha you kneeled down to look....! that's gross 😀

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon
then we better not take sh!ts anymore, cause when we do tiny particles of sh!t gets all over our clothes!

You gotta do what you gotta do, but eating+taking a sh!t isn't on that list. 🙂

edit: trimmed excess quotes.