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OMGWTFMcNUGGETS - man eating his lunch on the crapper

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I'm all about efficiency, but what I just seen was foul.

On my way to the break room to get a mt dew, I noticed a man walk into the mens room with a mcdonalds bag and drink. "No big deal" i thought, since i typically throw a whiz and wash the paws before i go eat.

On my way BACK from the breakroom, with a fresh cold mt dew, i hit the mens room.
As i open the door i immediately catch whiff of that mcdonalds french fry smell. I thought, "wow, i wonder what that guy ate." But as i round the corner and approach the urns, i hear paper crumpling and then the sound of the straw squeeking into the plastic cup lid.
I kneeled down a tiny bit and noticed that the guy was sittin on the crapper!!!

WTF!?
I wanted to knock on the door and ask a few questions..."wtf kinda moron are you?"

I was tempted to turn off the light as i left...but refrained.
 
So does he alternate wiping his butt with eating some fries? Does he get grease on his butt, sh!t on his fries, or both?
 
Did you see the mythbusters where they looked at the toothbrush/feces urban legend? Their end results concluded that the dirtiest toothbrushes were not the ones that sat on or near the toilets, but the ones used to actually brucsh your teeth.
 
Nothing wrong with that, the man's gotta eat. Makes it faster when you're eating Mcdonald's food and sitting on the toilet at the same time.
 
It's not like the crap is moving from the bowl to his hands while he's eating. You're just a germophobic girlie man.

It's only weird when you're sitting on the crapper, and you look down at the chocolate in your hands, and do a double take... 😱
 
One of my college roomates used to eat tv dinners on the crapper and leave the cardboard trays next to the toilet. He'd also finish his drink, leave the glass on the ground next to the toilet, then ash his after dinner cigarette in the glass. Amazingly, he is the first out of all my friends to get married.
 
I bent down low enough to see his shoes...i didn't turd burgle or peak through the door 😛
 
Originally posted by: Amorphus
It's not like the crap is moving from the bowl to his hands while he's eating. You're just a germophobic girlie man.

It's only weird when you're sitting on the crapper, and you look down at the chocolate in your hands, and do a double take... 😱
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Do you know that when you smell something your inhaling tiny particles of whatever you smell? That means the stinkier a room is the more sh!t is FLYING around the room and into your nose. You want to eat in that environment?
 
Was his pants down? Maybe he jsut wanted some privacy. When I was doing tech, people would expect me to help them even when I'm eating. At least he's not getting bothered, but you ruined it!
 
Originally posted by: Howard
I wouldn't be able to eat like that because of the smell...
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That would be my problem as well.

The sense of taste is not as diverse as people think. All you can actually taste is Sweet, Sour, Bitter and Salty. Everything else is done by your sense of smell. And if you're eating in a bathroom chances are it'll wind up "tasting" like poop.
 
Originally posted by: Amorphus
It's not like the crap is moving from the bowl to his hands while he's eating. You're just a germophobic girlie man.

It's only weird when you're sitting on the crapper, and you look down at the chocolate in your hands, and do a double take... 😱
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its not the germs that would dsiturb me, its the damn stink. Even in a restaurant if the hostess tries to seat me anywhere near the crappers, I demand a different table.
 
Originally posted by: yukichigai
Originally posted by: Howard
I wouldn't be able to eat like that because of the smell...
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That would be my problem as well.

The sense of taste is not as diverse as people think. All you can actually taste is Sweet, Sour, Bitter and Salty. Everything else is done by your sense of smell. And if you're eating in a bathroom chances are it'll wind up "tasting" like poop.
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So you are saying it would improve the taste of McDonald's food then.....thanks for the tip.
 
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