omgwtfbbq~

[xenocyd3]

so yeah i ordered something and it was supposed to come today via usps.... guess what... the fvcking mail man doesnt even come to my house! its already 6

 

[Twista]

go on a killing spree!

 

[Colt45]

tear buddy, tear

 

[DPG0wnz]

:tear;

 

[bootymac]

Go on a journey looking for your mailman. Maybe instead of delivering your normal package, he tried to give you a time machine, but TEAMSTERS found out and sent the mafia at him and now he's trapped in the sewers below Portugal, where he's celebrating Portugal's win over the Netherlands, but since the mafia is 1/8 Netherlandic, they released the hounds and now your mailman is in deep sh1t, but since your mailman is trained to fight off dogs, he escapes and finds himself in an alley where drunken hobos like to eat their cheese scones from Starbucks, and he busts some serious hobo ass because they try to steal his envelopes

omgwtfbbq

 

[hjo3]

Sorry, you need to have at least 500 posts for me to give a rat's ass.

 

[Kadarin]

Quick, call the waaaaaaaambulance!

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: bootymac
Go on a journey looking for your mailman. Maybe instead of delivering your normal package, he tried to give you a time machine, but TEAMSTERS found out and sent the mafia at him and now he's trapped in the sewers below Portugal, where he's celebrating Portugal's win over the Netherlands, but since the mafia is 1/8 Netherlandic, they released the hounds and now your mailman is in deep sh1t, but since your mailman is trained to fight off dogs, he escapes and finds himself in an alley where drunken hobos like to eat their cheese scones from Starbucks, and he busts some serious hobo ass because they try to steal his envelopes

omgwtfbbq

Best explanation evar!