OMGWTFBBQ!! UPDATE: YAGT: How to tell GF she's gained weight

[Nutdotnet]

Originally posted by: Alkesh
Suggestions?

Edit: She went from Eva Longoria to Rosie O' Donnell

Edit2: I am not fat. I am athletic. and no preggers.

Update: She has turned down the offer to join me on my weekly runs.

Update2: I think its all over now. If she refuses to change then there's nothing i can do.

Update3: OMFG All the food is gone!!!!! I just came back to the apartment and all the food in the place has been cleaned out. WTF!!!!

HAHAHA....that's AWESOME! Sorry dude, there is never a nice way to say it. However, that doesn't mean it doesn't need to be said.

Good luck!

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
My gf is about 5'4" and weighs 145 lbs, and I :heart: her. I find her very attractive (then again, I am a big breasts and ass type of guy).

Maybe you're a Big Everything type of guy ?

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: isekii

Originally posted by: MetalMat
My gf is about 5'4" and weighs 145 lbs, and I :heart: her. I find her very attractive (then again, I am a big breasts and ass type of guy).

Maybe you're a Big Everything type of guy ?

Your right for the most part, I hate women that are too skiny. However, while I like em soft, there is a limit to how big I like it

 

[OdiN]

and I give this thread a big WTF

 

[Kirby]

reply to every statement, "OINK OINK!"

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: isekii

Originally posted by: MetalMat
My gf is about 5'4" and weighs 145 lbs, and I :heart: her. I find her very attractive (then again, I am a big breasts and ass type of guy).

Maybe you're a Big Everything type of guy ?

Hahaha.

 

[Cal166]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
My gf is about 5'4" and weighs 145 lbs, and I :heart: her. I find her very attractive (then again, I am a big breasts and ass type of guy).

Same Here! Only issue I have is that my friends would bust my balls about it...

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

This thread keeps on getting better.

 

[Blazin Trav]

Hit it from the back with a paper bag? Or break up with her / trade her in for a newer model.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
This thread keeps on getting better.

that's because it's 3 months old.

 

[aux]

old thread

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: fs5

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
This thread keeps on getting better.

that's because it's 3 months old.

It was good to begin with?

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: Bozono

Originally posted by: Tylanner
lol seems a bit fcking late to me

:thumbsup:

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: The Godfather
"Oh, i'm spoken for now, therefor i will stuff myself with Lay's chips cause i know this relationship will last and he will love me no matter what"

/me waits for someone to come into thread with the obligatory "you are so shallow, she deserves better, someone who doesn't judge women merely on physical beauty, blah blah blah" ...

I used to believe in this. Now that I've lost weight I don't.

I work hard to stay fit, but not for my looks: so I "last longer" in life and stay healthier.

If a girl is going to eat a lot and gain weight, why should I just "accept" it? Obviously, if she gains weight for other reasons out of her control, then yes, I should still love her.

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: Rage187

Originally posted by: Zebo

Originally posted by: Rage187
Try Math, the universal language:

Her ass + 4 years of college = huge

Her(huge) - you = her alone


how can she argue math?

I don't know about that - but as a PSA - y'all need to look at the fingers and toes of any girl/women you meet - if they are plump she will be too eventually. It's genetics.

hmm, I have yet to meet a women who is skinny with fat fingers or toes.

no, but I have met a woman with skinny fingers who is fat, well kind of fat..

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: Alkesh
way to open up old wounds people...

Shouldn't you have scar tissue by now? Or did she eat that too?

 

[mattocs]

Let her be fat and happy. If you can't love her for who she is and not some weight, then she will be better off without you.

 

[dopcombo]

holy old thread batman!

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: The Godfather
"Oh, i'm spoken for now, therefor i will stuff myself with Lay's chips cause i know this relationship will last and he will love me no matter what"

/me waits for someone to come into thread with the obligatory "you are so shallow, she deserves better, someone who doesn't judge women merely on physical beauty, blah blah blah" ...

I used to believe in this. Now that I've lost weight I don't.

I work hard to stay fit, but not for my looks: so I "last longer" in life and stay healthier.

If a girl is going to eat a lot and gain weight, why should I just "accept" it? Obviously, if she gains weight for other reasons out of her control, then yes, I should still love her.

:thumbsdown: for bringing up an old ass thread for no reason.

 

[Compton]

We were definately SPIDERed in this thread.

 

[Alkesh]

Let's just say, if I'm an Alkesh, she's a Lantean city-ship i.e. Atlantis.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: Compton
We were definately SPIDERed in this thread.

No?

He's right here. Above me, anyway.

But this thread delivers. :thumbsup:

 

[Compton]

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: Compton
We were definately SPIDERed in this thread.

No?

He's right here. Above me, anyway.

But this thread delivers. :thumbsup:

Wow. I stand corrected.

I still wonder if all the food really got thrown away. That just seems outrageous.

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: The Godfather
"Oh, i'm spoken for now, therefor i will stuff myself with Lay's chips cause i know this relationship will last and he will love me no matter what"

/me waits for someone to come into thread with the obligatory "you are so shallow, she deserves better, someone who doesn't judge women merely on physical beauty, blah blah blah" ...

I used to believe in this. Now that I've lost weight I don't.

I work hard to stay fit, but not for my looks: so I "last longer" in life and stay healthier.

If a girl is going to eat a lot and gain weight, why should I just "accept" it? Obviously, if she gains weight for other reasons out of her control, then yes, I should still love her.

:thumbsdown: for bringing up an old ass thread for no reason.

QFT

 

[FoBoT]

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