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I have a pentium 2 that looks like a turtle. Photoshop CS2+233MHz Klammath = unhappy snapper!
 
I used to see turtles (tortoises?) almost every day at the work this summer. There was one that would always chase the others around and try to flip them over.
 
I saw a turtle raping another turtle in a Barcelona zoo.
That sh!t was nasty. I hold the image of that to this day.
 
Originally posted by: LadyBuggy
I used to see turtles (tortoises?) almost every day at the work this summer. There was one that would always chase the others around and try to flip them over.
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noob
 
Originally posted by: paulney
I saw a turtle raping another turtle in a Barcelona zoo.
That sh!t was nasty. I hold the image of that to this day.
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¡La tortuga dos que se sienta en calle arriba y abajo y en y fuera del coche primero venido entonces viene carro debe haber permanecido en cogida estúpida de la hierba!
 
Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: LadyBuggy
Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Originally posted by: LadyBuggy
I used to see turtles (tortoises?) almost every day at the work this summer. There was one that would always chase the others around and try to flip them over.
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noob
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🙁
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Watch out ladybuggy! This one's a weirdo.
 
Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: paulney
I saw a turtle raping another turtle in a Barcelona zoo.
That sh!t was nasty. I hold the image of that to this day.
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:Q:laugh::laugh::laugh:
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That was seriously sick. Picture this: a huge terrarium building, and a turtle expo. Big glass, kids glued to it and stuff. And these turtles lazily shmucking around.

Then this big turtle gets a hard-on, picks up speed and _rams_ a female full speed from behind. The female drops the salad leaf it was chewing on and tries to run the fvck away. I've never seen turtles move so fast. The rapis turtle is relentless: accelerates again, crashes into the female, jams her against his shell and the boulder, gets on top and starts fvcking raping her.

All the kids are like: :Q :Q :Q
Parents: OMG :Q :Q :Q

You can't hear anything, but you can see how the female is stretching her podiatrick neck and mills her legs like a car stuck in the sand. And the male turtle is doing her like there's no tomorrow. You can almost see the veins bulging on the neck and a scream from the open mouth.

I don't find turtles cute since that incident. 😀
 
Originally posted by: paulney
Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: paulney
I saw a turtle raping another turtle in a Barcelona zoo.
That sh!t was nasty. I hold the image of that to this day.
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:Q:laugh::laugh::laugh:
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That was seriously sick. Picture this: a huge terrarium building, and a turtle expo. Big glass, kids glued to it and stuff. And these turtles lazily shmucking around.

Then this big turtle gets a hard-on, picks up speed and _rams_ a female full speed from behind. The female drops the salad leaf it was chewing on and tries to run the fvck away. I've never seen turtles move so fast. The rapis turtle is relentless: accelerates again, crashes into the female, jams her against his shell and the boulder, gets on top and starts fvcking raping her.

All the kids are like: :Q :Q :Q
Parents: OMG :Q :Q :Q

You can't hear anything, but you can see how the female is stretching her podiatrick neck and mills her legs like a car stuck in the sand. And the male turtle is doing her like there's no tomorrow. You can almost see the veins bulging on the neck and a scream from the open mouth.

I don't find turtles cute since that incident. 😀
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LMFAO :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: paulney
Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: paulney
I saw a turtle raping another turtle in a Barcelona zoo.
That sh!t was nasty. I hold the image of that to this day.
Click to expand...

:Q:laugh::laugh::laugh:
Click to expand...

That was seriously sick. Picture this: a huge terrarium building, and a turtle expo. Big glass, kids glued to it and stuff. And these turtles lazily shmucking around.

Then this big turtle gets a hard-on, picks up speed and _rams_ a female full speed from behind. The female drops the salad leaf it was chewing on and tries to run the fvck away. I've never seen turtles move so fast. The rapis turtle is relentless: accelerates again, crashes into the female, jams her against his shell and the boulder, gets on top and starts fvcking raping her.

All the kids are like: :Q :Q :Q
Parents: OMG :Q :Q :Q

You can't hear anything, but you can see how the female is stretching her podiatrick neck and mills her legs like a car stuck in the sand. And the male turtle is doing her like there's no tomorrow. You can almost see the veins bulging on the neck and a scream from the open mouth.

I don't find turtles cute since that incident. 😀
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+1 for description.
 
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