OMG! You would not believe what happened at work tonight.

[Iron Woode]

I work in a restaurant and we are open till 3:00 AM. Normally I am done work by 1:00 AM and my boss works till close. Anyway, at 1:00 AM I leave and go behind the store where we park our cars. It is an L shaped alleyway that is not very well lit. As I am going to my car, I look over at my Boss's car and notice some guy standing behind it and he has no shirt on. I saw this guy earlier tonight and I thought he was taking a leak behind my Boss's car. I told him to get way from the car. It is then I notice that he is not taking a leak, but instead he is banging some bimbo on the trunk lid of my Boss's Bonneville! So I said to him, "Get the hell out of there and take that b!tch with you! You stupid piece of crap!". He starts to get mouthy and I continued to tell him to go away. So they take off barely clothed with me chasing them out of there. There are a lot of drug addicts and drunks in this area and we don't take any crap from them.

After they left I went and told my Boss what happened. He went to look at his car and he was mad. As a bonus, I found a $20 bill on the ground near his car, probably dropped by that loser. He lost his nookie and I am $20 richer.

What a night. Now I can finally say I have seen it all.

 

[shootsfor3]

At least u got $20 for ur troubles

 

[Eli]

pics?

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Eli
pics?

Like I go around everywhere with a digital camera.

Maybe soon, when I decide which one I'd like.

 

[geckojohn]

PICS? ;beer

have you really seen it all?

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: geckojohn
PICS? ;beer

have you really seen it all?

Seriously, I have seen way too much over the last 5 years.

 

[d33pt]

it was probably the whore's $20.. she got jacked outta that one.

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: d33pt
it was probably the whore's $20.. she got jacked outta that one.

Thats my vote

 

[conjur]

how sticky was the $20?

 

[Slacker]

This would make a great "You're not as clean as you think you are" commercial, both because of the car and $20

 

[mindwreck]

Originally posted by: conjur
how sticky was the $20?

ROFL nice one conjur :beer: this ones on me

 

[geckojohn]

You should have gotten in on the "action"!

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: geckojohn
You should have gotten in on the "action"!

Ewww! She was one nasty little skank. She was in her late teens and maybe 5 ft tall, blonde hair and wearing jeans and a blue shirt with white trim.

 

[dquan97]

Any "finders" fee from your boss?

 

[Goosemaster]

I'd wash that bill if i were you. You don't know were she's been...well, before last night

 

[geckojohn]

Originally posted by: Gackmaster
I'd wash that bill if i were you. You don't know were she's been...well, before last night

you should burn the bill, it coiuld be contaminated

 

[geckojohn]

Did she have junk in her trunk?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: geckojohn

Originally posted by: Gackmaster
I'd wash that bill if i were you. You don't know were she's been...well, before last night

you should burn the bill, it coiuld be contaminated

Gackmaster?

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: geckojohn
You should have gotten in on the "action"!

Ewww! She was one nasty little skank. She was in her late teens and maybe 5 ft tall, blonde hair and wearing jeans and a blue shirt with white trim.

How was she wearing jeans while.....

And it was dark..... and if she was nasty, why were you looking?