OMG, you mean God doesn't have a Xanga????

[AFB]

You sure had me fooled

God's Xanga Site

dude, no. your site isn't that great. you claim you're the one creator of everything? you claim you're the omniscient being? fine. try being God for a day. try being the one that's always turned away from and forgotten when most needed. what're you gonna do? burn the people who don't believe to a crisp? no. the real God loves the people that even hate Him and everything He created? kinda hard, huh? kinda hard to love even the most disguting & the most annoying person in the world? i bet you couldn't go a day loving everybody you see and hsowing it. i'm not talking about lovin the hottie down the street. i'm talking about a different kind of love. i'm talking about the love of people in general. kinda hard? yes it is. and you can't do that. nobody can. i can't either. but i try. and you are completely stupid to think that you are God. .....

for one people are really stupid who moke the real God and to you whomever you are that created this Xanga called God your a retard.... there is only one God and you are not it.....

A, theres only 1 god and it ant u

You are not God. Do not give me this. I give you zero eprops.

lmao, if you are god that would be so fvcked up, and all these idiots trying to be funny and sh!t would be so very doomed to hell for all eternity, cause they were browsing the xangas

god doesnt exist...does he?

well if he does then wtf he doesnt own a xanga you're a f[a]aggot with no life impersonating someone people respect as a GOD. you SUCK f[a]g.

God is real, but u r not God. He created this world & he created you He loves you so much that he died on the cross to save you from sin & that u can spend eternal life w/ him in heaven, but if you do not accept him and ask him into your heart you will not go to heaven. & that is the ONLY way that u can get to him. if any of u would like to talk about God, & want help understanding email me @ *REMOVED* & i will gladly help you. he is my life & should be every1 else's 2!

Honestly, do we have to state the obvious people?

 

[trilks]

Right on....😕

 

[Mo0o]

I like the group hes part of

 

[HappyPuppy]

God is going to fvck you up, you little pimple popper!

 

[xSkyDrAx]

boobs boobs boobs
for a penny or a dime,
boobs are great anytime!
adam likes boobs and boobs like him, sim sim salla bim.
when i'm at the beach i tell the girls to show 'em;
if boobs were a plant, you know i'd grow 'em.
whether boobs are near of far
boobs are better when they're near.
i like boobs and i like beer
if you don't like boobs you must be queer?
some are big and some are small,
oh my god i love em all!
when out on the town or any place,
i like to have boobs restin on my face.
boobs are great when they're not covered up...
i hate it when the doctor makes you pee in a cup.
breasts are so fanduperous,
i like to stick my face in 'em and go habbubblibblabblubble!
one boob just wont suffice:
boobs can also be used as a flotation device.
so women, please, free your boobs!
they can be used as inner-tubes
boobs love us and we love them
and thats the end of that chapter

 

[TheInvincibleMustard]

Along these same lines ...
The Official God FAQ

 

[IAteYourMother]

DIAF

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
DIAF

Umm, k?

 

[dudeman007]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
DIAF

Umm, k?

die in a fire

 

[oogabooga]

pretty funny imo. More so the anger some users have at it, I dont find it offensive, but that's just me i guess. *sips beer*


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I think that was teh funny part for me.