OMG!!! THIS IS WAR!!! ***MORE UPDATES!***

narzy

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DSLR has STOLEN Team AnandTech Mascot!!! we must have vengence, we MUST defend the honor and reputation of AnandTech of being THE BEST! Please PLEASE help us out, and join SETI even if its just for 2 months. WE CANNOT ALLOW THEM TO BEAT US!

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after a night (and day) of sleep, I woke to rise to find I had :confused: myself

here it is in plain english (I hope) the Problem, The mystery, and what we know.

Team DSLR Challenged Team AnandTech to a race in SETI@HOME to see who could work the most WorkUnits in 2 months. They currently have a slight edge on us, and MAY pass us soon. the race blocks are counted sepretly so no worries even if they are infront of us (HAHAHA) we can still win the race. currently they are behind us in the SETI stats.

Yesterday a member of our Team (*me) sent them a ransom letter as a joke. saying that I had taken their mascot and would not return it unless they quit the race. (this was all in good fun) what infact happened is that I had taken their mascot for a day of fun in the sun.

their reaction was to kidnap our mascot, a cute little lazy primate by the name of Mr.Scratches Way To Much. we have yet to find him nor do we know who has him and where. this is the mistery this is what must be solved.

a small group of our team will lead the effort to find Mr.Scratches Way To Much, and leads to evidence, but we need you. we need to increase our SETI computing power to throw them off enough so they won't hide their tracks and keep them ocupide. wile we decern the evidence.

we beg for your help, and that you and your brain power can help us to find Mr.Scratches Way To Much, as well as any other mistery that may pop up along the way.

you may ask yourself "what do I need to do this?" well if your reading this, you most likely already have all you need. a computer.

we will spill more evidence when we recive it but also keep your eyes out for stuff we may miss as its sure to happen...

let the "Games" begin...
 

RossMAN

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<< They've kidnapped Paulson????? >>



So much for your New Year's resolution or are you a west coaster?

:Q
 

narzy

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<< Uhh... hi? Details? >>



ok so what happened I migh have "accidently" "barrowed" their mascot only for a day of fun in the sun, and I come back to find a note in Mr.Scratches Way to Much's Cage...I will scan it in...
 

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<<

<< Uhh... hi? Details? >>



ok so what happened I migh have "accidently" "barrowed" their mascot only for a day of fun in the sun, and I come back to find a note in Mr.Scratches Way to Much's Cage...I will scan it in...
>>



What?
 

narzy

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ok so here are the facts:

1)DSLR Challenged TA to a race
2)DSLR knowing they have a grave challenge ahead of them, distracted TA by planting evidence that someone from TA had kidnapped their masscott and was holding him/it for a ransome this is untrue, I had it for the day, to introduce it to loads of fun...
3) Our Masscott is now missing, with a note left in his cage in the SAME EXACT STYLE as the ransome not DLSR Found.

that is what we know. we now must lauch a preimptive strike to try and FLUSH them out of hiding and get our mascot back! to do this we must scan different radio frequencies to try and find where they are hiding. here are pictures of all the evidence. its up to you to solve...the catch is, we have to work together, and over power their radio scanning abilities...or it will all be a loss.

Mr.Scratches way to much
Plated DSLR Mascott ransom letter

I will be posting the Ta mascott ransom letter soon...
 

narzy

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just fallow me on this...please...and no, A) its not time B) Im underage and don't drink...could be sleep depravation tho...but hey this could get interesting...
 

Schlocemus

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Honestly Narzy, are you really making sense? I can't follow what you are saying...
Well, I'm off to bed, maybe you should get some sleep too :)
 

narzy

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<< Honestly Narzy, are you really making sense? I can't follow what you are saying...
Well, I'm off to bed, maybe you should get some sleep too :)
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I think so, but I'm not sure...