OMG!!! The sauce!!! I know what he does with it!!!

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UNCjigga

Lifer
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BAD MENTAL PICTURE!!! AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :(:disgust: :(:disgust: :(:disgust: :(:disgust::eek::frown:

Explanation:

I have pizza for dinner about once a week. Usually I buy the readymade dough+cheese&sauce thing from the grocery store (add your toppings and bake it) but when I don't have time I order from Papa John's.

Papa John's is famous for giving 2 packets of garlic butter sauce and pepperocinis with each pizza.

Well, usually I only use one packet of sauce (if any) and save leftover unopened packets in my 'fast-food sauce drawer' (filled with hot sauces from Taco Bell, Bojangles, various other condiments...Indians always do this!)

Recently a friend of mine asked if he could have my PJ garlic butter sauce packets. Sure, why not? I won't use them all. I had 5 in the drawer at the time and he took all of them (this was a little over a month ago.) Last week he took 4 more packets.

This week he asked me for more. I'm like "yo, dude, I don't eat PJ every day! Buy your own damn pizzas and sauce!" He's like, "I did, but we're all out...."

WE

And then it hit me like a brick dropped off an overpass by some mid-school flunkie with ADD. 'WE'. "we're all out"...

Colleges across the country celebrated the end of semester and exams over the last few weeks. My buddy's girlfriend has moved back in with him. His sauce consumption has more than doubled since she got back (6+ packets in a week?)...which leads me to believe they're not just using them at mealtime...



THEY ARE GETTING KINKY WITH PAPA'S SPECIAL SAUCE!!!! :Q
 

fvckin' gross dude. that's too horrible for me to even capitalize my post.
 
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ThaGrandCow

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god that's so disturbing
I'm all about getting kinky with members of the opposite sex, but I'd never introduce garlic into the mix. Butter, not as bad, but still bad.
 
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MacGaven

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That sauce is a killah! It's disgusting because it's like eating a stick of butter!

They are using it as an oil for sexual pleasure? I though you were going to see he was using it as a 'personal' lotion.
 
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tweakmm

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Originally posted by: MacGaven
They are using it as an oil for sexual pleasure? I though you were going to see he was using it as a 'personal' lotion.
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I personally had no idea what he was going to say, for some odd reason I don't equate butter and garlic with anything sexual. I guess I'm just weird like that.
 
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yoda291

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Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BAD MENTAL PICTURE!!! AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :(:disgust: :(:disgust: :(:disgust: :(:disgust::eek::frown:

Explanation:

I have pizza for dinner about once a week. Usually I buy the readymade dough+cheese&sauce thing from the grocery store (add your toppings and bake it) but when I don't have time I order from Papa John's.

Papa John's is famous for giving 2 packets of garlic butter sauce and pepperocinis with each pizza.

Well, usually I only use one packet of sauce (if any) and save leftover unopened packets in my 'fast-food sauce drawer' (filled with hot sauces from Taco Bell, Bojangles, various other condiments...Indians always do this!)

Recently a friend of mine asked if he could have my PJ garlic butter sauce packets. Sure, why not? I won't use them all. I had 5 in the drawer at the time and he took all of them (this was a little over a month ago.) Last week he took 4 more packets.

This week he asked me for more. I'm like "yo, dude, I don't eat PJ every day! Buy your own damn pizzas and sauce!" He's like, "I did, but we're all out...."

WE

And then it hit me like a brick dropped off an overpass by some mid-school flunkie with ADD. 'WE'. "we're all out"...

Colleges across the country celebrated the end of semester and exams over the last few weeks. My buddy's girlfriend has moved back in with him. His sauce consumption has more than doubled since she got back (6+ packets in a week?)...which leads me to believe they're not just using them at mealtime...



THEY ARE GETTING KINKY WITH PAPA'S SPECIAL SAUCE!!!! :Q
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or maybe they're just ordering pizza every night and use lots of sauce you nutty person.
 
UNCjigga

UNCjigga

Lifer
Dec 12, 2000
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Originally posted by: MacGaven
I though you were going to see he was using it as a 'personal' lotion.
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Oh God, you have no idea how much worse THAT mental picture is!!! :Q:Q:Q

 
UNCjigga

UNCjigga

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Dude, they probably just like alot of sauce with their Digiorno's. You're overreacting.
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I hope you're right. Nevertheless, when I see them together I'll never look at them the same way again. Next time they come over I'll order PJ pizza and see if they make eyes at each other when I pull out the sauce...

 
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