OMG South Park is incredibly hallarious...much more so than I thought before.

[FrogDog]

I just watched 3 straight Episodes last night (damn Olympics means no SNL). It's awesome!! Cartman's the best ofcourse.

Kyle farts and Cartman goes "Aww man, somebody's bakin' brownies!"

I know a guy who's a HUGE South Park fan. He has almost every one on tape. He now never _ever_ says 'here' normally, and always says 'heaw' like Cartman does

Anyone like South Park a lot? Got any funny quotes?

 

[kami]

best quote -

"AYE!" -Cartman

Instead of saying hey! I tend to say AYE! sometimes

 

[ltk007]

RESPECT MY ATHORITAH!

 

[Regine]

"TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[FrogDog]

I like, "Screw you guys, I'm goin home"

 

[JPT]

'Kitty! Stop that!!! You're being a dildo!'

 

[ltk007]

Looks like kitty will have to sleep with mommy tonight.

 

[Viperoni]

"kick the baby"
"do'ht kic dah behbe"
"KICK THE BABY!"

 

[FrogDog]

*Cartman dressed up as the Tooth Fairy, being lowered into a kid's room*

"Don't open your eyes 'till morning or I will kick you in the naaaads..."

 

[snow patrol]

I have to admit, I was unsure at first, but South Park actually does crack me up. It's not quite up at Simpons level, but it's pretty damn funny nonetheless

 

[geno]

Timmy: TIMMY!!!!!!
Kyle (or Stan I foget): SHHHHH!
Timmy: ...timmy....

 

[Regine]

Mr. Garrison: "Timmy, did you not do your homework?"
Timmy: "libala, ribalibela"
Mr. Garrison: "Are you mocking me?"

 

[RagingGuardian]

"My mom says the fireman's very magical and if you rub his helmet he'll spit in your eyes" Cartman. That has got to be the illest line of all.

 

[ForeverSilky]

My fave episode is fingerband.

 

[DataFly]

<RING, RING>
Mrs. Cartman: Hello?
Stan's Mom: Hi Sharon, this is Stan's mom. Is Eric there?
MC: I'll check...
HONEY, I'VE GOT SOME BEEFY LOGS!
<waits a second>
I'm sorry he's not.




You gotta love the &quot;Alabama Man&quot; commercial from the Chimpokemon episode, too.
When wife asks where he's been, just press the action button and watch as Alabama Man busts her lip open!

Every time I heard the second in command say &quot;stho small, stho, stho small&quot; I was LMAO.

 

[ForeverSilky]

<< shutup bitch, wow I wanna be just like alabama man! >>



And who could forget wacky action bike.

 

[Yeeny]

My favorite is The Succubus, with the Loch Ness Monster.

Chefs Mother: &quot;Lord he was angry&quot;
Chefs Father: &quot;Darn right I was angry&quot;
Chefs Mother: &quot;Not you, the monster, he was about to kick your a**!&quot;
Chefs Father: &quot;Aw shut your mouth woman!&quot;

 

[Vikaden]

Cartman: Ive been licking carpet for hours now and i dont feel any different
and one of the other ones said: yeah and eating that box didnt do anything either