OMG, S#!^ F@#$, my girlfriends mother just came home

[MikeMike]

well, we were rompin it on her parents bed, and her mom came home today, we were doing this yesterday mind you. she said her mom had placed one of our unused condoms in front of her door, and then when her mother got out of the shower, she said

"Find a man with a bigger penis, he will pleasure you better, when a man needs a size xs condom, he aint doin you no good"

and her mom left.

help me, wtf am i gunna do?

MIKE

 

[Crusty]

-100000000000/10

 

[Anubis]

wow that was bad

you = teh suck

 

[thraxes]

be cool about it... she obviously is.

 

[shopbruin]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1


help me, wtf am i gunna do?

MIKE

get better at making a parody thread.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

<donald trump> You're FIRED </donald trump>

 

[AvesPKS]

Originally posted by: MCrusty
-100000000000/10

 

[BaboonGuy]

10/0

so bad it's undefined!

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
10/0

so bad it's undefined!

LOL!

10/i

 

[XZeroII]

10/i = this thread sucks.

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
10/0

so bad it's undefined!

Lol

 

[MrDudeMan]

link to original?

 

[Kev]

that was awful. may god have mercy on your soul

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
<donald trump> You're FIRED </donald trump>

No no, it's

[Vince McMahon] YOU'RE FUUUUUHRRED!!![/Vince McMahon]

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: Kev
that was awful. may god have mercy on your soul

 

[tec699]

Tell the mom that your GAY!! Then it couldn't have been jOoze!!

 

[PowerMacG5]

You need better Parody skillz. You should have made the thread as the girlfriends mom, then maybe, just maybe it could have been slightly better.

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1


help me, wtf am i gunna do?

MIKE

You should already know that.
Hit it in the car with 33 hertz goin full blast