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OMG, S#!^ F@#$, my girlfriends mother just came home

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MikeMike

Lifer
well, we were rompin it on her parents bed, and her mom came home today, we were doing this yesterday mind you. she said her mom had placed one of our unused condoms in front of her door, and then when her mother got out of the shower, she said

"Find a man with a bigger penis, he will pleasure you better, when a man needs a size xs condom, he aint doin you no good"

and her mom left.

help me, wtf am i gunna do?

MIKE
 
You need better Parody skillz. You should have made the thread as the girlfriends mom, then maybe, just maybe it could have been slightly better.
 
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