OMG!!! Read this cell phone story!!

AndrewR

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Oct 9, 1999
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This is almost unbelievable... (pulled from user submitted stories on MSNBC.com)

Name: Amber
Hometown: Flagstaff

I work in a movie theatre and I was in the concession stand it was really busy and the lines were very long. I had one man approach my counter and say, ?F*****g A! What?s wrong with you people, can?t you move any faster?!? I ignored the man?s rude comment and said, ?What can I get for you?? in my sweetest voice. He went ahead and started to give me his order. I already knew his drink and popcorn order, but needed to know if he wanted butter. Just as I turned back to ask, his cell phone rang. I let him answer it and then got his attention to ask about the butter. I said, ?Would you like but-? when he cut me off. ?Dammit can?t you see that I?m on the phone? You can wait just a goddamn minute!? I replied in a very controlled voice, ?Were you not the person who just complained about us going faster?? ?That doesn?t matter, I am on the phone!?

I walked off. And told my manager the story and that they would have to deal with him. When my manager walked up the guy was still on the phone. My manager said, ?Excuse me sir... excuse me?? The man shot him a dirty look and turned away. My manager simply took the mans popcorn threw it away, poured out the drink and told me to help another customer. I called another customer forward. And my manager walked out of the concession stand into the lobby to stand next to the man. The man became enraged when I started to help the next person and finally told the person on the phone he had to go. The man turned to me and started to complain, but my manager cut him off. ?I?m sorry sir but you have been unforgivably rude, and will have to leave the theater immediately.? One can imagine the argument that ensued.

My manager (Ben) is not a small man, he stands at 6?4? is thin but muscular and 22, this man was probably in his mid-thirties, about 5?6? and painfully thin. When the man demanded his money back for his ticket Ben explained that since he was being kicked out he didn?t get his money back. The man took a swing at Ben, who avoided it and immediately turned to tell someone to call the cops. When he turned the man threw his cell phone and hit Ben in the side of the head. Ben turned back to dodge another swing. Ben started to take a swing at the man but thought better of it. By that time another male manager had come to back him up. The guy grabbed his cell phone off the ground and dialed 911. Once the operator was on the line he would only scream obscenities at her, so she hung up on him. By then the police had gotten there. The man threw the phone at one of the cops and hit the guy in the face. In order to subdue and arrest the man the police had to chase him across our lobby tackle him and hog tie him. The whole time he kept screaming, ?I was making a phone call! You never interrupt someone on the phone!?

He got nine months in jail for public misconduct and resisting arrest.
 

StageLeft

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Sep 29, 2000
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"I?m sorry sir but you have been unforgivably rude, and will have to leave the theater immediately"

Thats a good story. I doubt its true, but very good. I do agree it could have happened though :)
 

iamwiz82

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Jan 10, 2001
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great story!!

Movie theatre workers should carry cattle prods for people with cellphones.

::ring ring::

"hi honey, i am just watching this mo"

:: bzzzzz bzzzz bzzzzz ::

:: body hitting floor ::


:: cheer of crowd ::
 

Daniel

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Oct 10, 1999
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That's a great story, I don't imagine hitting a cop in the face with your cell phone would help your case much though.
 

visgf

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I would have loved to have seen that in person. Of course my calling the guy an inconsiderate prick probably wouldn't help the situation. ;) People like that deserve what they get.
 

Azraele

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Nov 5, 2000
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It's sad that I can actually belive that story, whether it's true or not. It would not suprise me in the least if it really happaned.
 

stonerdave

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did the crazy guy call 911? what the hell was he thinking?

"i just punched this manager in the head, i need an officer to take him away...immediately!"
 

Emos

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Oct 27, 2000
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If that story is true, that ass got everything he deserved and THEN some!
 

Croton

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Jan 18, 2000
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holy crapola!
that is some CRAZY CRAZy Sh!T!

GOOD FOr your theater for being badass :)

what theater do u work in, sounds like you know how to treat your customers. :)
 

yobarman

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Jan 11, 2001
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That is the funniest story i have ever read. hahahahahaha!!!

man if i was the dude ben i'd have a fun time kicking the guys ass. hahaha!
 

Adul

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Oct 9, 1999
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LOL!!!

Mmm I know afew people in flagg, maybe they can confirm this for me :D



HAHHAHA, dumbass deserved what he got. I am sure bubba will have his way.
 

Thump553

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Jun 2, 2000
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Seemed true, or at least believeable, until the last line.

No way the guy would have gotten nine months real time, maybe something suspended, but not real time.

Also no way that he would NOT have been charged with assault on a police officer, or something similar.