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Hossenfeffer

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Got listed with a local Theatre organization and wouldn't mind ramping up my exposure in time for the January auditions. They keep track of page views as well as unique daily visitors to the page. The more daily unique, the more likely I'm seen on the front page and the local directors say "Hmm... this young man must be worth checking out." At which point, I let out a hearty "Huzzah". If I land a couple more gigs I'll be able to afford the ramen and -not- sell off the flavor packets to recoup the cost. Aw, yeah... doesn't get any better than this. Incidently, the following link does not have any nekkid pics, by the way. So, when I say 'nekkid pics of my g/f', I am, in fact, not posting any nekkid pics, nor any pics of my g/f. 'Cause I don't have any pics to post. And I wouldn't if I did. I'm just labelling it that way to draw attention to the importance of the link. Not like anyone will read this paragraph if it's over 4 sentences. But, I just thought I'd warn you.


OMG!! NEKKID PICS OF MY GIRFRIEND!!!!!

Go on... it'll just take a sec ;)
 
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dderidex

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You should change your link to read "nekkid pics of my g/f", since 99% of ATOT doesn't bother reading the post and just clicks on whatever the first link that sounds interesting is.

I think you'd crash the site with the kind of load that link name would cause.

:p
 
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Hossenfeffer

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Originally posted by: dderidex
You should change your link to read "nekkid pics of my g/f", since 99% of ATOT doesn't bother reading the post and just clicks on whatever the first link that sounds interesting is.

I think you'd crash the site with the kind of load that link name would cause.

:p
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While I won't deny the brilliance of that, I figured I'd minimize any backlash by keeping it honest.

Guess I should have titled the thread "OMG.... Girl.... So hot...." and then listed nothing but a link. :)
 
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dderidex

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Originally posted by: Hossenfeffer
While I won't deny the brilliance of that, I figured I'd minimize any backlash by keeping it honest.

Guess I should have titled the thread "OMG.... Girl.... So hot...." and then listed nothing but a link. :)
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Well, see, here is how you would do it:

Originally posted by: Hossenfeffer
Got listed with a local Theatre organization and wouldn't mind ramping up my exposure in time for the January auditions. They keep track of page views as well as unique daily visitors to the page. The more daily unique, the more likely I'm seen on the front page and the local directors say "Hmm... this young man must be worth checking out." At which point, I let out a hearty "Huzzah". If I land a couple more gigs I'll be able to afford the ramen and -not- sell off the flavor packets to recoup the cost. Aw, yeah... doesn't get any better than this. Incidently, the following link does not have any nekkid pics, by the way. So, when I say 'nekkid pics of my g/f', I am, in fact, not posting any nekkid pics, nor any pics of my g/f. 'Cause I don't have any pics to post. And I wouldn't if I did. I'm just labelling it that way to draw attention to the importance of the link. Not like anyone will read this paragraph if it's over 4 sentences. But, I just thought I'd warn you.

OMG!! NEKKID PICS OF MY GIRFRIEND!!!!!

Go on... it'll just take a sec ;)
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Horus

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...

I AM I, DON QUIXOTE, THE LORD OF LA MANCHA, MY DESTINY CALLS AND I GOOOOOOOOOO...

AND THE WILD WINDS OF FORTUNE WILL CARRY ME ONWARDS, TO WHITHER WHEREVER I GOOOOOOO...

WHITHER WHEREVER THEY GOOOOO..


ONWARDS TO GLORY, I GO!

*cough* Sorry, flashback to grade 12...I was Don Quixote.
 
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bobbybe01

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Falsely advertising "nekkid" (e.g. babe, chick, girl, NSFW, SFW, hottie, sexy, poon, omghi2u, "fap fap," :Q, etc.) picture or pictures is a bannable offense on ATOT.
 
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badmouse

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I clicked on that link over and over and over but didn't see anything Nekkid. Or anybody I'd care to see nekkid, either.

/wink
 
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dderidex

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Originally posted by: bobbybe01
Falsely advertising "nekkid" (e.g. babe, chick, girl, NSFW, SFW, hottie, sexy, poon, omghi2u, "fap fap," :Q, etc.) picture or pictures is a bannable offense on ATOT.
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Hmmm....I agree, the subject line should really have not changed - it does cross the ol' "false advertising" barrier.

Something more neutral like "OMG, must-see PICS!!!" would probably be more acceptable - as it's accurate.

The link in the text is fine, though - I mean, if you actually READ the preceding paragraph, you'd be fine!
 
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Hossenfeffer

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Fair enough ;)


Hrm, 600 unique hits. Not bad. But color me underwhelmed of this massive "ATOT" effect. Granted, I realize it's not free porn I'm trying to get people to look at, nor do I have a nipple slip in any of my pics. :)
 
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