OMG OMG OMG.. i just got asked to do a paid comedy gig

[dquan97]

Any free tix? Is it the one in Elk Grove?

 

[TheNinja]

I talked to you on the phone at your radio station once. It was love at first voice.

Also, I hightly recommend a 10 minute bit about ovalteen

 

[Electric Amish]

You don't do that "Blue Collar" crap do you?

 

[SleepWalkerX]

Get someone to take video in the crowd and post it here. I'd love to hear some good comedy.

 

[The Pentium Guy]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Tell jokes comparing white people and Indian people.

That's Russell Peter's job

 

[Brutuskend]

Use any of my stolen jokes.








AND I'LL SUE!!!

But congrats none the less!!!

 

[habib89]

wanna hook it up with free tickets? i guarantee i'll laugh, even if it's not funny!

 

[The Stigenator]

well i am trying to see if ic an get a few free tix's..

my gf (to be) will get a set.. but rest depends on how many i get. I may just take her in with me.

anyway its the one on 4th and J street, in downtown.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
I talked to you on the phone at your radio station once. It was love at first voice.

Also, I hightly recommend a 10 minute bit about ovalteen

You mean like how the jar is round, the glass is round, they should call it Roundtine? That kinda thing?

 

[SaltBoy]

I'll be sure to be there and yell out, "Oldsmoboat!! Oldsmoboat!!"

 

[Goosemaster]

you have 10min; perhaps center your routine around that limit.

a seriously story that lasts 9min with great voice acting and great drama..with a killer punchline.

talk about what you could hav eton with more time.

 

[silverpig]

Remember, if you get nervous, there's a simple trick that you can use to calm you down. Just go out there and picture everyone naked getting orally serviced by a midget.

And the midget is on fire.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: goku
Tell us the joke about the duck.

What do you call a doctor who works on ducks?












































A quack.

ahahhahahahahahhahahhahha

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Remember, if you get nervous, there's a simple trick that you can use to calm you down. Just go out there and picture everyone naked getting orally serviced by a midget.

And the midget is on fire.

:laugh:

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Someone from AT needs to go see this and record it for the rest of us

 

[FoBoT]

tell some potato jokes, those always work for me

 

[BooGiMaN]

tell the audience the joke about the snake and the lever...

"better Nate than Lever"

 

[GasX]

What's the deal with Corn Nuts?

 

[Kelvrick]

Zokku huh. They have some hot waitresses there, although I swear they ripped me off on the seared ahi tuna.

This going to be upstairs, I'm guessing. Any idea on ticket price and other performers?

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
tell the audience the joke about the snake and the lever...

"better Nate than Lever"

That joke is wayyyyyyy to long, but it's hilarious.

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
well i am trying to see if ic an get a few free tix's..

my gf (to be) will get a set.. but rest depends on how many i get. I may just take her in with me.

anyway its the one on 4th and J street, in downtown.

I heard they don't do comedy shows there...anyway, it's very easy to find. Park across the street at the mall.