OMG... My potpie almost blew up in my microwave!

tec699

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I'm on my laptop and I hear this crackling sound that's coming from my microwave. I run to see what the hell is going on and my potpie looks like it's about ready to explode! The juices were all over the microwave.

what a mess. :(


WTF?? Man cooks kitty in Microwave.
 

tec699

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Originally posted by: NiteWulf
You didn't leave it in the aluminum tray, did you?

The box has one of those attached silver grids so you can cook it in the microwave.
 

Wnh5001

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the ones where throw the pot pie on top of a elevated plateau?, and yea, those damn microwaves are scary sometimes, careful there >_<
 

Beige

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LOL my microwave caought fire once...had to unplug and trow it out the back door...yes..i grabbed it while it was on fire..had no extinguisher..
 
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Originally posted by: Beige
LOL my microwave caought fire once...had to unplug and trow it out the back door...yes..i grabbed it while it was on fire..had no extinguisher..

How did you manage to light it on fire?
 

So

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Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: Beige
LOL my microwave caought fire once...had to unplug and trow it out the back door...yes..i grabbed it while it was on fire..had no extinguisher..

How did you manage to light it on fire?

...and that was the day I learned a valuable lesson about cooking napalm...
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: Slacker
Originally posted by: tec699
Originally posted by: Bozono
omg. Why would you name your kitty Potpie though?

:shocked:

Do kittens really blow up when cooked in a microwave?
Not if you poke holes in them first.
LMFAO! ;)

He later boasted to friends: "You should have heard it scream. It was sweating a bit."

Tilly, a four-month old tortoiseshell, survived the attack despite suffering horrific injuries.

But vets were forced to amputate a rear leg and its tail.
:|:|:|:|

Do they make microwaves big enough to put people in?
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: Slacker
Originally posted by: tec699
Originally posted by: Bozono
omg. Why would you name your kitty Potpie though?

:shocked:

Do kittens really blow up when cooked in a microwave?
Not if you poke holes in them first.
LMFAO! ;)

He later boasted to friends: "You should have heard it scream. It was sweating a bit."

Tilly, a four-month old tortoiseshell, survived the attack despite suffering horrific injuries.

But vets were forced to amputate a rear leg and its tail.
:|:|:|:|

Do they make microwaves big enough to put people in?

Ask the Germans.
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: Slacker
Originally posted by: tec699
Originally posted by: Bozono
omg. Why would you name your kitty Potpie though?

:shocked:

Do kittens really blow up when cooked in a microwave?
Not if you poke holes in them first.
LMFAO! ;)

He later boasted to friends: "You should have heard it scream. It was sweating a bit."

Tilly, a four-month old tortoiseshell, survived the attack despite suffering horrific injuries.

But vets were forced to amputate a rear leg and its tail.
:|:|:|:|

Do they make microwaves big enough to put people in?
Yes. That's what I remember from an X-Files episode.
 

Sphexi

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Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: Slacker
Originally posted by: tec699
Originally posted by: Bozono
omg. Why would you name your kitty Potpie though?

:shocked:

Do kittens really blow up when cooked in a microwave?
Not if you poke holes in them first.
LMFAO! ;)

He later boasted to friends: "You should have heard it scream. It was sweating a bit."

Tilly, a four-month old tortoiseshell, survived the attack despite suffering horrific injuries.

But vets were forced to amputate a rear leg and its tail.
:|:|:|:|

Do they make microwaves big enough to put people in?

Ask the Germans.

Actually, it was the Japanese that experimented with microwaves on people.

*watches more History Channel*
 

Accipiter22

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The cat survived?!?!??!?!?!? holy cow!

" Speaking after Monday's hearing Taylor's girlfriend, Naomi Stirland, 18, said: "They have not listened to our side of the story. "
?????? their side of the story wow.