OMG, most screwed up Michael Jackson joke ever

[Phokus]

Ok, first a joke that i'm sure a lot of people who have heard already (but still hillarious nonetheless):

Why does Michael Jackson like fifty nine year olds?

Because there's fifty of them

...

Ok, now for the screwed up joke (i just heard this one):

What does michael jackson have in common with cavier?

They both come on little crackers...

:Q

 

[Literati]

yuck

 

[arcenite]

Originally posted by: Phokus
Ok, first a joke that i'm sure a lot of people who have heard already (but still hillarious nonetheless):

Why does Michael Jackson like fifty nine year olds?

Because there's fifty of them

...

Ok, now for the screwed up joke (i just heard this one):

What does michael jackson have in common with cavier?

They both come on little crackers...

:Q

:Q

 

[MrDudeMan]

hahaha those are pretty funny

 

[Saint Nick]

:laugh: 9/10 :thumbsup:

 

[blackdogdeek]

lol

ps - caviar

 

[BlueWeasel]

:shocked: :laugh: :shocked:

 

[Juice Box]

no no...the Joke goes

What does Tuna Fish have in Common with MJ???

They Both come in small cans!

*rimshot*

 

[chuckywang]

I've heard both of them before.

 

[CasioTech]

Originally posted by: Phokus
Ok, first a joke that i'm sure a lot of people who have heard already (but still hillarious nonetheless):

Why does Michael Jackson like fifty nine year olds?

Because there's fifty of them

...

Ok, now for the screwed up joke (i just heard this one):

What does michael jackson have in common with cavier?

They both come on little crackers...

:Q

The second one rocked.

 

[royaldank]

He's becoming a jockey in the triple crown next year. He's good at riding 3 year olds.

 

[spherrod]

Funny

 

[Adul]

Originally posted by: arcenite

Originally posted by: Phokus
Ok, first a joke that i'm sure a lot of people who have heard already (but still hillarious nonetheless):

Why does Michael Jackson like fifty nine year olds?

Because there's fifty of them

...

Ok, now for the screwed up joke (i just heard this one):

What does michael jackson have in common with cavier?

They both come on little crackers...

:Q

:Q

:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

 

[Goosemaster]

lol..so wrong yet so white!

 

[Kelemvor]

Second one did get me laughing. Kind of a delayed laugh that got stronger the more I thought on it.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
hahaha those are pretty funny

I agree! 10/10 for originality.

 

[bapace]

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson on the Beach?


"Excuse me sir, but I believe you're in my son."

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Phokus
Ok, first a joke that i'm sure a lot of people who have heard already (but still hillarious nonetheless):

Why does Michael Jackson like fifty nine year olds?

Because there's fifty of them

...

Ok, now for the screwed up joke (i just heard this one):

What does michael jackson have in common with cavier?

They both come on little crackers...

:Q

jeez, that was baaaaaaaad, but i still giggled a little.

 

[dethman]

:thumbsup:

 

[Actaeon]

I heard both of those before, except it was "twenty eight year olds".

Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart?

Because he heard boy's shorts were half off!

That was stolen from Triumph.

 

[CCCHeel]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?


Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until 13.

<ducks>

 

[ttown]

How do you know it's bed-time at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand is on the little hand

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: Actaeon
I heard both of those before, except it was "twenty eight year olds".

Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart?

Because he heard boy's shorts were half off!

That was stolen from Triumph.

That joke is older than the boys he sleeps with.

 

[JRock]

Originally posted by: Phokus
Ok, now for the screwed up joke (i just heard this one):

What does michael jackson have in common with cavier?

They both come on little crackers...

:Q

:camera:'s?

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: jndietz
:laugh: 9/10 :thumbsup: