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I haven't opened it yet! Could it be Mr. Gates himself? Maybe he wants to send me free money!
*opens letter*
pfft..They need to charge my card 29.95 for a service I signed up a year ago. A SPG Signup service? WTF?
With the billions that Bill Gates has you'd think he would let me slide on that $29.95 bill.

I haven't opened it yet! Could it be Mr. Gates himself? Maybe he wants to send me free money!
*opens letter*
pfft..They need to charge my card 29.95 for a service I signed up a year ago. A SPG Signup service? WTF?
With the billions that Bill Gates has you'd think he would let me slide on that $29.95 bill.