OMG im so sick of the Chevy Colorado truck commercial

OutHouse

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holy shit, its been played like 20 times in the past hour :thumbsdown:

they must need to pay AC/DC a lot of money to use "Black in Black"
 
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The other annoying truck commercial is the one where they write out each word the announcer is saying. Really annoying.
 

phucheneh

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All pickup truck commercials are terrible.

Gruff, low-voiced man: You want a truck. A big truck. Bigger than everyone elses. You want a truck that will out-haul, out-pull, out-run-over-pedestrians. Not because you have any use for a truck, but because you're a MAN. Be MANLY. Buy [Ford/Chevrolet/Dodge].
 

OutHouse

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All pickup truck commercials are terrible.

Gruff, low-voiced man: You want a truck. A big truck. Bigger than everyone elses. You want a truck that will out-haul, out-pull, out-run-over-pedestrians. Not because you have any use for a truck, but because you're a MAN. Be MANLY. Buy [Ford/Chevrolet/Dodge].

damn now i want to buy a truck. :awe:
 

phucheneh

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damn now i want to buy a truck. :awe:

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cKGunslinger

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All pickup truck commercials are terrible.

Gruff, low-voiced man: You want a truck. A big truck. Bigger than everyone elses. You want a truck that will out-haul, out-pull, out-run-over-pedestrians. Not because you have any use for a truck, but because you're a MAN. Be MANLY. Buy [Ford/Chevrolet/Dodge].

:awe:
 

88keys

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In the time of DVRs, Netflix, Bit Torrent, and Adblockers; who in the fuck would watch a commercial this day and age?

But then again I am waiting for someone to spoof that new Jeff Bridges commercial.
 

waffleironhead

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All pickup truck commercials are terrible.

Gruff, low-voiced man: You want a truck. A big truck. Bigger than everyone elses. You want a truck that will out-haul, out-pull, out-run-over-pedestrians. Not because you have any use for a truck, but because you're a MAN. Be MANLY. Buy [Ford/Chevrolet/Dodge].

Not everyone can rock a versa and still look manly. Some need every bit'o help they can get.
 

phucheneh

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I hate car commercials. They make it seem like people buy a new car every week.

People do. They're just not the same person.

Are you saying they should only advertise their car once every 3-5 years? I mean, I agree that some things are advertised to absolute fucking death, but clearly it is not correlated to how often people replace their car.

edit: or, well, maybe it is. Less advertising would probably mean less desire for people to buy a new car more often than makes financial sense. But that's a whole other topic.
 

amicold

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The truck commercials I understand. The only men I know in real life who fit the pickup stereotype are tradespeople who need them and use them for toy hauling too.

What commercials bug me are the Lincoln ones with Matthew Mcconaughey where he is stoned out of his mind thinking he's speaking profound statements. They're so horrible I thought I was catching a parody of one the other day that turned out to be a new one
 

Pocatello

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I hate commercials. The current Directv ads with Rob Lowe win for being the most annoying for me.