OMG! I went to a restaurant last night and...

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Lifer
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...I parked my car in front of the place. Suddenly out of nowhere, a guy come running towards me, jumps up and spins in the air and lands on his feet, then walks on his tip-toes up to my car, hops in, and drives off.

I was like "W-in the holy-F was that??!!!" I whipped out my cell phone to call 911, and just then the hostess ran out and grabbed my shoulder and said "It's OK sir! We have ballet parking!"
 

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Lifer
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Thanks! I made that up last night over dinner. I'll add it to my Vegas act :p