OMG, I pray none of idiots vote or reproduce

[preCRT]

https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1821393493

Seriously, some need to be sterilized.

 

[Mai72]

LMAO.

Wow, a candycane.

 

[lxskllr]

“WAS DRINKING WITH FRIENDS AND ‘GOT TO EXPERIMENTING,’ AIR FRESHENER CONTAINER STUCK IN ANUS”

I don't think that ever occurred to me while drinking with friends.

 

[snoopy7548]

A coax cable in the penis? It's not an antenna...

 

[Ajay]

“WAS DRINKING WITH FRIENDS AND ‘GOT TO EXPERIMENTING,’ AIR FRESHENER CONTAINER STUCK IN ANUS”

I don't think that ever occurred to me while drinking with friends.

Hmm, you’re not sure?

 

[Ken g6]

 

[Darwin333]

“PUT PAPERCLIP THROUGH URETHRA AND PUNCTURED THROUGH THE SHAFT OF PENIS”

And how the hell do you get a plastic spoon or a piece of a domino in your dickhole???

“WAS HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE PUT PHONE AND MONEY IN VAGINA” uh huh, sure it was the boyfriend.

“AT A PARTY HAVING FUN WITH HIS MALE FRIENDS WHEN ONE PUT A SHOT GLASS UP HIS RECTUM” How do you stand still long enough for your male friends to get a shot glass stuck in your ass?

“ATTEMPTED TO DISLODGE A DILDO FROM HIS ANUS USING A LETTER OPENER” A letter opener???

"PLASTIC VIBRATING DILDO, CAN NOT TURN OFF" Doctor - "Every time I try to grab the damn thing with the forceps it vibrates away!"

 

[Exterous]

Some people have very different parties than I have had or would want to have

 

[BD231]

How does one get a fully intact candy cane stuck up their asshole I wonder

 

[interchange]

I'm guessing that a candy cane is not radio opaque.... So just drop the candy and there's your answer.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

LMAO.

Wow, a candycane.

So the guy was in the holiday spirit and it makes his ass minty fresh. What's the problem?

 

[Darwin333]

So the guy was in the holiday spirit and it makes his ass minty fresh. What's the problem?

Had a lot of experiences with minty fresh asses have you?

 

[Mike64]

How do you stand still long enough for your male friends to get a shot glass stuck in your ass?

It doesn't actually saying he was "standing still" (versus "lying still, face down in a stupor", for example...)

How does one get a fully intact candy cane stuck up their asshole I wonder

Very slowly and very, very carefully?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Had a lot of experiences with minty fresh asses have you?

I'm not going to apologize for having consideration for the flunkies that are forced to kiss my ass on a daily basis.

 

[Darwin333]

I'm not going to apologize for having consideration for the flunkies that are forced to kiss my ass on a daily basis.

Haha

I prefer to make them kiss my ass after a long day when it's nice and sweaty. I want them to know very well that it's ass they are kissing.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Haha

I prefer to make them kiss my ass after a long day when it's nice and sweaty. I want them to know very well that it's ass they are kissing.

See, that's too harsh. You give them the minty fresh ass on a daily basis and you save the sweaty ass for when you're mad at them.

 

[Darwin333]

It doesn't actually saying he was "standing still" (versus "lying still, face down in a stupor", for example...)

Man, I couldn't imagine having any "friends" who would shove a shot glass up my ass if I passed out at a party. Although I make it a point to never get so drunk that I am in any kind of danger of passing out in a strange place.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Man, I couldn't imagine having any "friends" who would shove a shot glass up my ass if I passed out at a party. Although I make it a point to never get so drunk that I am in any kind of danger of passing out in a strange place.

Good advice there. Only do your blackout-level drinking at home.

 

[Darwin333]

Good advice there. Only do your blackout-level drinking at home.

I think the more important takeaway is only do your blackout-level drinking around people who won't shove things up your ass once you have blacked out. What you and your friends do while you are just buzzed is none of my business. Having home-field advantage is always a huge plus though.

 

[RLGL]

From the OP
OMG, I pray none of idiots vote or reproduce,,

They already have, Trump was elected!!