When I went to the cafeteria today, for some reason the lady thought I was going to eat there and fixed my sandwich on a plate (instead of putting it in a carry-out platter -- I usually take my lunch to my office and eat in front of the computer). No problem, I'll just eat at the cafeteria.
After eating, I headed back to my office. I could feel the phlem building up in me. For some reason, lately I've been having problems with phlem build-up -- especially after eating.
Well, as I was walking to my office, I passed a group of people in the hallway. Well, all of a sudden I started spastic coughing (because of the phlem). And in the midst of that coughing, I accidently farted! How embarrassing! It was a tiny fart and I'm hoping they didn't noticed because of my walking (coins jaggling in my pocket) and coughing noise. Am I becoming like the typical old men who can't hold their farts in? I didn't even know I had a fart in me.
OH NO!!!! You just got locked in Off Topic!!! How embarrassing!!!
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After eating, I headed back to my office. I could feel the phlem building up in me. For some reason, lately I've been having problems with phlem build-up -- especially after eating.
Well, as I was walking to my office, I passed a group of people in the hallway. Well, all of a sudden I started spastic coughing (because of the phlem). And in the midst of that coughing, I accidently farted! How embarrassing! It was a tiny fart and I'm hoping they didn't noticed because of my walking (coins jaggling in my pocket) and coughing noise. Am I becoming like the typical old men who can't hold their farts in? I didn't even know I had a fart in me.
OH NO!!!! You just got locked in Off Topic!!! How embarrassing!!!
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