OMG! I hate earwigs!

[Iron Woode]

I just had a small invasion of earwigs in my apt. Yuck. They must be the worst pest ever. I killed about 30 of those damned things. They were getting in through my screen windows because they didn't seal properly.

So today I went around and sealed up the cracks and checked the rest of my place for more earwigs and found one relaxing on my keyboard. :|

Die Bitch! is what I kept saying every time I killed one.

Spiders I can handle, I have 4 spiders currently residing in my apt, but those earwigs give me the creeps.

for those that don't know what an earwig is or are too lazy to google:

http://www.ivyhall.district96.k12.il.us/4th/kkhp/1insects/earwig.html

 

[Dacalo]

They purty

 

[Schadenfroh]

wasnt there a twighlight zone expisode about this?

 

[sharkeeper]

Well at least they don't bite! (their ominous looking "pinchers" are quite harmless!)

They are quite easy to deal with.

Cheers!

 

[Childs]

How can you even sleep now. They will get in your ear and drive you insane, just like in Star Trek 2.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: shuttleteam
Well at least they don't bite! (their ominous looking "pinchers" are quite harmless!)

They are quite easy to deal with.

Cheers!

They are harmless until they crawl into your ear :Q.

Edit: Nevermind, appears that is a superstition.

 

[rgwalt]

Originally posted by: Childs
How can you even sleep now. They will get in your ear and drive you insane, just like in Star Trek 2.

Wrath of Khan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan

 

[Xionide]

One day I was just playing my dreamcast and then all the sudden I felt a pinch on my hand. I leaped up and tossed it off of my hand in a heap of rage. Then followed the screaches and war like crys while the stomping commenced. "DIE MOTHERFVCKER" I repeated over and over again till there was nothing left of the little bitch. I survived.... With emotional scars? yes. But I did survive.

-Xionide

 

[DaveSimmons]

Too bad the one on your pillow . . . was pregnant!!!

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: Xionide
One day I was just playing my dreamcast and then all the sudden I felt a pinch on my hand. I leaped up and tossed it off of my hand in a heap of rage. Then followed the screaches and war like crys while the stomping commenced. "DIE MOTHERFVCKER" I repeated over and over again till there was nothing left of the little bitch. I survived.... With emotional scars? yes. But I did survive.

-Xionide

Such bravery is unknown among men.

 

[Zenmervolt]

*shrugs*

We get a few every year back home. No biggy.

ZV

 

[Shawn]

I just killed 2 yesterday! :|

 

[Atomicus]

Better than having to kill 20+ army ants every day

 

[Yossarian]

from that link and the selective reading department: "earwigs crawl into the ears of sleeping persons and bore into the brain"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Xionide
One day I was just playing my dreamcast and then all the sudden I felt a pinch on my hand. I leaped up and tossed it off of my hand in a heap of rage. Then followed the screaches and war like crys while the stomping commenced. "DIE MOTHERFVCKER" I repeated over and over again till there was nothing left of the little bitch. I survived.... With emotional scars? yes. But I did survive.

-Xionide

"Back up in your a@s with the Reurection
Is the group harder than an erection
That shows more affection
They wanna ban us on Capital Hill
Cause its die muthafvckas, die mvthafuckas"

Geto Boyz - Still

Would post more but didn't want to overheat the language filters