OMG I found the SECRET to losing weight and being in better health

[Syringer]

*Eat less
*Excercise more

That is all

 

[Platypus]

syringer

 

[BurnItDwn]

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Syringer
*Eat less
*Excercise more

That is all

It's a lie. It doesn't work. I've known dozens of people who have done that many times and they're still fattys.

 

[MournSanity]

Too much effort.

 

[Gurck]

heheh, a little ephedra adds a lot to that secret

 

[monk3y]

I think controlling your diet alone is even enough to lose weight...

 

[conjur]

Would that exercise involve walking up/down stairs and chasing elusive spiders?


I wonder how many carbs a spider has.....

 

[StageLeft]

But I walk twice a week for 15 minutes and stopped large-sizing, and I'm still getting fat. You're wrong!

 

[Adul]

Originally posted by: Syringer
*Eat less
*Excercise more

That is all

omg I will try that!

actually shouldnt it be eat healthier!

 

[cronos]

yeah yeah...

 

[RobCur]

even better, junk food plus no exercise = auto lose weight

 

[brigden]

Spider-man, Spider-man
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size
Catches thieves, just like flies
Look out! Here comes the Spider-man!

Is he strong? Listen, Bud!
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there, there goes the Spider-man!

In the chill of night,
At the scene of the crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time

Spider-man, Spider-man
Friendly neighborhood Spider-man
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward

To him, life is a great big bang-up
Wherever there's a hang-up
You'll find the Spider-man!

 

[gittyup]

So easy, but yet so hard.

 

[Linux23]

Atkins baby. It's all about the Atkins.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: Syringer
*Eat less
*Excercise more
*Do this for the rest of your life

That is all

It's a lie. It doesn't work. I've known dozens of people who have done that many times and they're still fattys.

There I corrected it.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Adul

Originally posted by: Syringer
*Eat less
*Excercise more

That is all

omg I will try that!

actually shouldnt it be eat healthier!

No, eat less. Fat people go on these "healthy" diets, but end up eating twice the calories of what they think is healthy food.

 

[Insane3D]

I hear getting mad cow helps because the holes in your brain make you eat less, and in turn, lose weight. A plus of this method is that you can forget the whole excercising step.

 

[jlarsson]

Or how about the flu ... I dropped 15 pounds in a week when I had the flu back in December.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Insane3D
I hear getting mad cow helps because the holes in your brain make you eat less, and in turn, lose weight. A plus of this method is that you can forget the whole excercising step.

I've always found a monumental hangover to be quit slimming.

 

[hevnsnt]

Killing Spiders for your gay upstairs neighbors (pretending to be women) works good as well.

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: Insane3D
I hear getting mad cow helps because the holes in your brain make you eat less, and in turn, lose weight. A plus of this method is that you can forget the whole excercising step.

I've always found a monumental hangover to be quit slimming.

i concur.

 

[thomsbrain]

screw that. the secret is: get fat. sue food companies. use money to pay for liposuction.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
screw that. the secret is: get fat. sue food companies. use money to pay for liposuction.

teh winnAr!

 

[shimsham]

i lost 20lbs in 10 days on a crack binge. mustve been all the exercising from walking down to crack town.